Can you get rid of little Johnny?!


Question: Can you get rid of little Johnny!?
The teacher teaches the class the usage of idiom ‘Tom, Dick and Harry’ and asks the pupils to write a sentence using it!. Little Johnny was caught playing with his toy unattentive to the class!.

Irate teacher calls him up, hands him the chalk piece and asks him to write the sentence that she asked the class to do!. The idea of the teacher was to expose him to the class of his un attentiveness and take her chance to take a raid and get rid of his troublesome presence in the class for the rest of the period by sending him out as punishment!.

Little Johnny thinks a while and writes on the board “Toms Dick is hairy”

The class gets rid of the teacher who fell fainted, for the rest of the period!.

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very good!.!.!.!.funny


One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit!. "Now
class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of
fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about!."

"Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red!."

Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely,
ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple!."

"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking!. Now, for the
second!. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish!."

Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get
the teacher to call on him!. But she skips him again and calls on
Billy!.

"Is it a peach!?"
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato!. But I like you're
thinking!. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard!."

By now, Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand
frantically!. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally!.
"A banana," she says!.

"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your
thinking!."

Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly!. "Hey,
I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket!.
Okay, I've got it: it's about 8 inches long, hard, and
it's got a little pink head on it!."

"Johnny!" she cries!. "That's disgusting!"

"Nope," answers Johnny, "its a pencil, but I like your
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well it was kinda obvious!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Cute and funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

saw that one coming a mile away!. 5/10!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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