Make me laugh! - 10Points!!?!
Question: Make me laugh! - 10Points!!!?
Who ever can me laugh gets 10 points simple!.
10 minutes before i choose a best answer!.
Note: If you answer is too long i wont bother reading it, don't like reading big bits of text of the computer screen, it makes my eyes spasm out of control!.
(Well not really, i just don't like doing so)
Any dark, sick humour is fine, in fact its great!.!. if it makes me laugh, if not then your just sick!.
Not a fan of slapstick though i don't see how your going to pull that off, cookie to anyone who does!.
Please don't copy what you've seen on Tv or a Film, odds are i've seen or heard it before!.
Time starts from the time this is posted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
10 minutes before i choose a best answer!.
Note: If you answer is too long i wont bother reading it, don't like reading big bits of text of the computer screen, it makes my eyes spasm out of control!.
(Well not really, i just don't like doing so)
Any dark, sick humour is fine, in fact its great!.!. if it makes me laugh, if not then your just sick!.
Not a fan of slapstick though i don't see how your going to pull that off, cookie to anyone who does!.
Please don't copy what you've seen on Tv or a Film, odds are i've seen or heard it before!.
Time starts from the time this is posted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
a woman working in an office block goes to photocopy some documents!. as she does so one of her workmates comes right up close behind her, inhales a deep breath and comments 'ah your hair smells nice today'
this continues evryday for over a month
until the woman decided she cant take it anymore
so she goes to file a sexual harrassment complaint, her boss says 'its all very well you dont like it but how does someone saying your hair smells nice count as sexual harrassment!?'
the woman turns round and replies
'its tony the dwarf'Www@Enter-QA@Com
this continues evryday for over a month
until the woman decided she cant take it anymore
so she goes to file a sexual harrassment complaint, her boss says 'its all very well you dont like it but how does someone saying your hair smells nice count as sexual harrassment!?'
the woman turns round and replies
'its tony the dwarf'Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken!." The doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in!?" The guy says, "We would!. But we need the eggs!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pavarotti goes to heaven!. He meets princess Di inside!. Hi there Di how are you!? Im fine thanks!.
Pavorroti says I like your halo!
Princess Di replies its not a halo you fat git its a steering wheel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pavorroti says I like your halo!
Princess Di replies its not a halo you fat git its a steering wheel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You want to laugh!?
Look in a mirror!.
Wait!. That only works for me!.
O!.k!. Look in MY mirror!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Look in a mirror!.
Wait!. That only works for me!.
O!.k!. Look in MY mirror!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet!?
He contracted chirpes and the worst thing!?
It was untweetable!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He contracted chirpes and the worst thing!?
It was untweetable!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Youve f*cked more models than bulimia!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
whats better than winning gold at the special olympics!?
Not being retardedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not being retardedWww@Enter-QA@Com
My mums so fat when she jumps in the water the wales sing "We are family"Www@Enter-QA@Com
(8){}) = homer
ok that was so lame!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok that was so lame!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
why have they not sent a woman to the moon yet!?!?
!.!.because it doesn't need cleaning!Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.because it doesn't need cleaning!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I laughed at the pricess di one lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
a man aske another man {do you have any grey poupon !?}and he said ,no i allways wipe after sex !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
how many gay guys does it take to screw in a light bulb!?
two,one to screw it it and one to say fabulous!Www@Enter-QA@Com
two,one to screw it it and one to say fabulous!Www@Enter-QA@Com
On The Balcony
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities!.
To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so!.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation!.
"There`s a car being towed from the parking lot," he said!.
"An ambulance just drove by!."
A few moments passed!.
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out!.
"Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are making whoopie!."
Mom and Dad shot up in bed!. "How do you know that!?" the startled father asked!.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities!.
To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so!.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation!.
"There`s a car being towed from the parking lot," he said!.
"An ambulance just drove by!."
A few moments passed!.
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out!.
"Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are making whoopie!."
Mom and Dad shot up in bed!. "How do you know that!?" the startled father asked!.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied!.Www@Enter-QA@Com