Spanish Restaurant joke =]?!
Question: Spanish Restaurant joke =]!?
A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house!. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is!.
"These, senor," replied the waiter in broken English, "are the cojones, how you say, the testicles, of the bull killed in the ring today!. I was the one who fought him"
The tourist swallowed hard but tasted the dish and thought it was delicious!. So he comes back the next evening and orders the same item!. When it is served, he says to the waiter, "These cojones, or whatever you call them!.!.!.are much smaller than the ones I had last night!."
"Yes, senor," replied the waiter, "You see!.!.!.the bull, he does not always lose!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"These, senor," replied the waiter in broken English, "are the cojones, how you say, the testicles, of the bull killed in the ring today!. I was the one who fought him"
The tourist swallowed hard but tasted the dish and thought it was delicious!. So he comes back the next evening and orders the same item!. When it is served, he says to the waiter, "These cojones, or whatever you call them!.!.!.are much smaller than the ones I had last night!."
"Yes, senor," replied the waiter, "You see!.!.!.the bull, he does not always lose!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hahahhaha!.
I was on the phone with my best friend and she was talking and I was kinda ignoring her for this joke!.!. and she was talking about something that really made her mad and I just burst out laughing!. She was mad at first, till I told her the joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was on the phone with my best friend and she was talking and I was kinda ignoring her for this joke!.!. and she was talking about something that really made her mad and I just burst out laughing!. She was mad at first, till I told her the joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is so wrong!.!.!.and a little perverted!.!.!.but mostly wrongWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's absolutely disgusting!. i hope he didn't eat any before asking the question!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
EWWW
but I laughed
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
but I laughed
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
awh! gross ahhaWww@Enter-QA@Com
very good!. did the waiter have a squeaky voice!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com