Is this a good blonde joke ?!


Question: Is this a good blonde joke !?
Rate from one to ten !.!.!.!.

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Answers:
LOL! I liked and I am blond
One blond is driving past another blond who is rowing through a corn field!. The first blond backs her car up and yells at the other blond that its girl like her that make blonds look stupid, and if she could swim she go kick her butt!.

That's my fav!!

8/10-could have been a scank jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com

10, very nice innuendo!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

It's 9!. The joke is very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That is relly funny!. 10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.!.!.funny!.!.!.i give 9Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why, yes, yes it is!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That's gross, but quite funny!. :P i rate it!.!.!.8 and a halfWww@Enter-QA@Com

cute, about a 7, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A 9Www@Enter-QA@Com

i say an 8Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'd give it a 9!.

FUNNY YAYAYAYAYAWww@Enter-QA@Com

this is funny!? it ain't even clever!. i'll give it a 4, only because as blond jokes go it's pretty good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol very good 8/10


Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain!?
A: Gifted!




Q: How do blonde braincells die!?
A: Alone!.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette!?
A: Artificial intelligence!.

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink!?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane!?
A: She'd just dyed her hair!.

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane!?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much!.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up!?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads!.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger!?
A: You can park in the handicap zone!.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up!?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear!.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks!?
A: It takes too long to retrain them!.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer!?
A: There's white-out on the screen!.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer!?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once!.

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer!?
A: She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get channel 9!.!.!.!.

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads!?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

Q: How do you kill a blonde!?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads!.

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears!?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads!.

Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello!?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages!.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head!?
A: All you can eat, under a buck!.

Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles!?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar!.

Q: Why do Blondes like the GST!? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax)
A: Because they can spell it!.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes!?
A: Toes go in first!.

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning!?
A1: Introduces themself!.
A2: Walks home!.

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear!?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear!?
A: Data transfer!.

Q: Why do blondes have more fun!?
A: Because they don't know any better!.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb!?
A1: "What's a lightbulb!?"
A2: One!. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her!.
A3: Two!. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine!?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"

Q: What does a dumb blonde say when she gives birth!?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine!?

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant!?
A: "Are you sure it's mine!?"

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you!?
A: Tell her she's pregnant!.

Q: What will she ask you!?
A: "Is it mine!?"

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill!. Who picks it up!?
A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde!.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall!?
A: To see what was on the other side



Blonde Caller: “Can you give me the telephone number for Jack!?”

Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”!.

Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning!. Now, can you give me the number for Jack!?”








blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4





These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.



They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.

why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet




Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet


how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box



this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."



two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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