Jeremy beadle,?!
Question: Jeremy beadle,!?
jeremy beadle,,, requested his remains be recycled into compost and scattered on the blue peter garden,,, t!.v !.sources say he could be back in the early autumn with ,,,,:watch out beadles a sprout:Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL! Silly but fun!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jeremy was working as a tour guide for school groups in a cereal factory!. Along with several other visitors who also lost limbs, Jeremy lost his hand in an accident when a machine that boxed shreddies went haywire during the visit!. Unfortunately, during the surgery, the doctors mistakenly reattached the arm of an 8 year old catholic schoolgirl!.
His cremation was shown live on ITV1 entitled 'Beadle's About - To Be Cremated'!. His ashes were then be scattered across Queens Park Rangers football ground, The ground is soon to be renamed 'You've Been Flamed'!.
The Queen had been invited to attend Beadle's cremation but she never turned up and was later quoted saying "Of course I wasn't going to attend that revolting creature's funeral, his hand was an insult to Great Brtiain and thank god it too has been cremated!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
His cremation was shown live on ITV1 entitled 'Beadle's About - To Be Cremated'!. His ashes were then be scattered across Queens Park Rangers football ground, The ground is soon to be renamed 'You've Been Flamed'!.
The Queen had been invited to attend Beadle's cremation but she never turned up and was later quoted saying "Of course I wasn't going to attend that revolting creature's funeral, his hand was an insult to Great Brtiain and thank god it too has been cremated!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jeremy Beadles little hand was the source of his comedy powersWww@Enter-QA@Com
no comprendoWww@Enter-QA@Com
was that supposed to be funny!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Life dealt him a bad handWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, that's funny cause it's so bad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
right!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com