Has anybody got any "REALLY DARK" Mother in law Jokes ?!
Question: Has anybody got any "REALLY DARK" Mother in law Jokes !?
I cant stand mine, and I could do with some gallows humour!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Tommorrow it's the mother-in-law's funeral!.!.!.and she's cancelled it!.
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps!.
The wife's Mother said, "When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave!." I said: "Good, I'm being buried at sea!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps!.
The wife's Mother said, "When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave!." I said: "Good, I'm being buried at sea!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok a mother in law was trying to find out if her 3 son in laws loved her
so she was walking through the park wuth son in law number 1 when she fell into the river he emideitly jumped in an saved her, the next day he found a brand new pegout out side his house with a note saying thank you for saving me from you loving mother in law
she did this with the second one and exactly the same thing happend
then it cam to the 3 one they were walking through the park when she sliped and banged her head and fell in the water
the son in law was thinking bout time this ***** dies and he left her
she died
the next day he found this http://qster!.com/archives/uploaded/2005/!.!.!. a note saying
thank you that ***** is finnaly out of my life from you dad in lawWww@Enter-QA@Com
so she was walking through the park wuth son in law number 1 when she fell into the river he emideitly jumped in an saved her, the next day he found a brand new pegout out side his house with a note saying thank you for saving me from you loving mother in law
she did this with the second one and exactly the same thing happend
then it cam to the 3 one they were walking through the park when she sliped and banged her head and fell in the water
the son in law was thinking bout time this ***** dies and he left her
she died
the next day he found this http://qster!.com/archives/uploaded/2005/!.!.!. a note saying
thank you that ***** is finnaly out of my life from you dad in lawWww@Enter-QA@Com
I come from my mother in law's burial!.
Q: and why You have all those scratches in Your face!?
she was refusing!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q: and why You have all those scratches in Your face!?
she was refusing!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ur moms so dark whenever she opens her mouth every one says ooooh!. its to bright plz turn out the lightsWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah i got a dark mother in law joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Nice one!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com