Blonde joke what do you think?!
Question: Blonde joke what do you think!?
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packetWww@Enter-QA@Com
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packetWww@Enter-QA@Com
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good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny here are some of mine
Q: Did you hear bout the blonde who couldn't wait to see "20,000 Leagues Under The Sea"!?
A: She said that she loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams!.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN !?
A: She didn't know what ONE came first!.!.!.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone!?
A: Divorced!.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk!?
A: The cow fell on her!.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer!?
A: There's white-out on the screen!.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries!?
A: She has a checkbook!.
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde!?
A: There is a stamp on it!.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook!?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks!?
A: It takes too long to retrain them!.
Q: Why do blondes drive VW's !?
A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!!
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails!?
A: To cover up the valve stem!.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink!?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up!?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads!.
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes!?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees!.
Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists!?
A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter!.
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency!?
A: They can't remember the number!.
or A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons!.
Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello!?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages!.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles!?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar!.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb!?
A: "What's a lightbulb!?"
or A: One!. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her!.
or A: Two!. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill!. Who picks it up!?
A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde!. A2: None of them, two don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q: Did you hear bout the blonde who couldn't wait to see "20,000 Leagues Under The Sea"!?
A: She said that she loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams!.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN !?
A: She didn't know what ONE came first!.!.!.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone!?
A: Divorced!.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk!?
A: The cow fell on her!.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer!?
A: There's white-out on the screen!.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries!?
A: She has a checkbook!.
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde!?
A: There is a stamp on it!.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook!?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks!?
A: It takes too long to retrain them!.
Q: Why do blondes drive VW's !?
A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!!
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails!?
A: To cover up the valve stem!.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink!?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up!?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads!.
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes!?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees!.
Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists!?
A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter!.
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency!?
A: They can't remember the number!.
or A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons!.
Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello!?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages!.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles!?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar!.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb!?
A: "What's a lightbulb!?"
or A: One!. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her!.
or A: Two!. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill!. Who picks it up!?
A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde!. A2: None of them, two don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha i like it good one!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not so good, they are kind of out of style!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol its alrightWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha that made me giggleWww@Enter-QA@Com
i guess it would get a smile out of a very bored person!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heard it b4 but still gudWww@Enter-QA@Com