Any really reallly funny short quotes?!
Question: Any really reallly funny short quotes!?
Any really reallly funny short quotes!?
Like when life gives u lemons squeeze them in ppls eyes and run, or i dont need your help i can get lost all be my self, or you throw rocks i throw bricks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Like when life gives u lemons squeeze them in ppls eyes and run, or i dont need your help i can get lost all be my self, or you throw rocks i throw bricks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
i'm the kind of person who gets hit by parked cars
sometimes i wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger!?" then it hits me
i tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose
don't follow in my footsteps, i run into walls
i run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous
i dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
best friends means killing each other over a bag of chips and, in the end, not saying sorry, but, "HAHA! too bad loser!!"
i tried seeing things from your point of view, but i just couldn't get my head that far up my a!.s!.s!.
some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill themWww@Enter-QA@Com
sometimes i wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger!?" then it hits me
i tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose
don't follow in my footsteps, i run into walls
i run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous
i dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
best friends means killing each other over a bag of chips and, in the end, not saying sorry, but, "HAHA! too bad loser!!"
i tried seeing things from your point of view, but i just couldn't get my head that far up my a!.s!.s!.
some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill themWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Don't change horses …………!.!.
…………!.!. until they stop running!.
2!. Strike while the …………!.!.
…………!.!. bug is close!.
3!. It's always darkest before …………!.!.
…………!.!. Daylight Saving Time!.
4!. Never underestimate the power of …………!.!.
…………!.!. termites!.
5!. You can lead a horse to water but …………!.!.
…………!.!. How!?
6!. Don't bite the hand that …………!.!.
…………!.!. looks dirty!.
7!. No news is …………!.!.
…………!.!. impossible
8!. A miss is as good as a …………!.!.
…………!.!. Mr!.
9!. You can't teach an old dog new …………!.!.
…………!.!. Math
10!. If you lie down with dogs, you'll …………!.!.
…………!.!. stink in the morning!.
11!. Love all, trust …………!.!.
…………!.!. Me!.
12!. The pen is mightier than the …………!.!.
…………!.!. pigs!.
13!. An idle mind is …………!.!.
…………!.!. the best way to relax!.
14!. Where there's smoke there's …………!.!.
…………!.!. pollution!.
15!. Happy the bride who …………!.!.
…………!.!. gets all the presents!.
16!. A penny saved is …………!.!.
…………!.!. not much!.
17!. Two's company, three's …………!.!.
…………!.!. the Musketeers!.
18!. Don't put off till tomorrow what …………!.!.
…………!.!. you put on to go to bed!.
19!. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and …………!.!.
…………!.!. You have to blow your nose!.
20!. There are none so blind as …………!.!.
…………!.!. Stevie Wonder!.
21!. Children should be seen and not …………!.!.
…………!.!.spanked or grounded!.
22!. If at first you don't succeed …………!.!.
…………!.!. get new batteries!.
23!. You get out of something only what you …………!.!.
…………!.!. See in the picture on the box
24!. When the blind lead the blind …………!.!.
…………!.!. get out of the way!.
25!. A bird in the hand …………!.!.
…………!.!. is going to poop on you!.
26!. Better late than …………!.!.
…………!.!. PregnantWww@Enter-QA@Com
…………!.!. until they stop running!.
2!. Strike while the …………!.!.
…………!.!. bug is close!.
3!. It's always darkest before …………!.!.
…………!.!. Daylight Saving Time!.
4!. Never underestimate the power of …………!.!.
…………!.!. termites!.
5!. You can lead a horse to water but …………!.!.
…………!.!. How!?
6!. Don't bite the hand that …………!.!.
…………!.!. looks dirty!.
7!. No news is …………!.!.
…………!.!. impossible
8!. A miss is as good as a …………!.!.
…………!.!. Mr!.
9!. You can't teach an old dog new …………!.!.
…………!.!. Math
10!. If you lie down with dogs, you'll …………!.!.
…………!.!. stink in the morning!.
11!. Love all, trust …………!.!.
…………!.!. Me!.
12!. The pen is mightier than the …………!.!.
…………!.!. pigs!.
13!. An idle mind is …………!.!.
…………!.!. the best way to relax!.
14!. Where there's smoke there's …………!.!.
…………!.!. pollution!.
15!. Happy the bride who …………!.!.
…………!.!. gets all the presents!.
16!. A penny saved is …………!.!.
…………!.!. not much!.
17!. Two's company, three's …………!.!.
…………!.!. the Musketeers!.
18!. Don't put off till tomorrow what …………!.!.
…………!.!. you put on to go to bed!.
19!. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and …………!.!.
…………!.!. You have to blow your nose!.
20!. There are none so blind as …………!.!.
…………!.!. Stevie Wonder!.
21!. Children should be seen and not …………!.!.
…………!.!.spanked or grounded!.
22!. If at first you don't succeed …………!.!.
…………!.!. get new batteries!.
23!. You get out of something only what you …………!.!.
…………!.!. See in the picture on the box
24!. When the blind lead the blind …………!.!.
…………!.!. get out of the way!.
25!. A bird in the hand …………!.!.
…………!.!. is going to poop on you!.
26!. Better late than …………!.!.
…………!.!. PregnantWww@Enter-QA@Com
Somewhere in an attic, there's a picture of you getting prettier!.
If I throw a stick, will you leave!?
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil!.
Did you know that when someone annoys you, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, But it only takes four muscles to extend your arm out and smack'em in the head!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If I throw a stick, will you leave!?
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil!.
Did you know that when someone annoys you, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, But it only takes four muscles to extend your arm out and smack'em in the head!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont know if these are funny but i think they are good they are from alice in wonderland:
i see what i eat
i eat what i see
i sleep when i breathe
i breathe when i sleep
i like what i get
i get what i likeWww@Enter-QA@Com
i see what i eat
i eat what i see
i sleep when i breathe
i breathe when i sleep
i like what i get
i get what i likeWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Im trying to imagin you with a personality"
"It must hurt to be so ugly"
"Im imaging my perfect world, and in it Something eats you"
"Ill be nice to you today; Its be kinda to animals week"
"You Go girl! And dont come back"
I hope you like some of themWww@Enter-QA@Com
"It must hurt to be so ugly"
"Im imaging my perfect world, and in it Something eats you"
"Ill be nice to you today; Its be kinda to animals week"
"You Go girl! And dont come back"
I hope you like some of themWww@Enter-QA@Com
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese!.
Eagles may soar but chickens don't get sucked into jet engines!.
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my own a$$Www@Enter-QA@Com
Eagles may soar but chickens don't get sucked into jet engines!.
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my own a$$Www@Enter-QA@Com
remember, tomorrow is hug a retard day so don't freak out like you did last year!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if u find old age creepin up on u!.!.smack him in the face!!! wot!? ur jokin ha!.!.ull b chokin if u carry on! when god shouted noses u thowt he said roses,and askd 4 a big red one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com