Dealing with St. Peter?!

A redneck contractor dies, only to awaken at the Pearly Gates!. He is sitting at a bench with two other guys, one a Jew, and one black, but does not know why!. St!. Peter walks over, and says, "My Pearly Gates are looking a little worn, and I need you guys to give me an estimate to refurbish them!. So, he asks the redneck to step up first!. The redneck does a little figuring, and tells St!. Peter that he can get his Pearly Gates looking like new for $3,000!.00!. He says, "That's 1,000!.00 for labor, 1,000!.00 for materials, and 1,000!.00 for profit!. St!. Peter says he will keep it in mind, and asks the black guy to step up!. He does some figuring, and tells St!. Peter he can do it for $900!.00!. "That's 300!.00 for labor, 300!.00 for materials, and 300!.00 for profit!." St Peter says that is a good price, and he will keep it in mind!. The Jew looks at St!. Peter, and says, "St!. Peter, I can do this for 2,900!.00!. That's 1,000!.00 for me, 1,000!.00 for you, and we'll get the black guy to do it for 900!.00!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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