Nice blonde joke.?!
Question: Nice blonde joke!.!?
A Blonde, a Redhead, and a Brunette were shipwrecked on a small island!. They were there for over two years, when one day, a bottle washed up close to shore!. All three of them ran for the bottle to see what it was, and they all grabbed it at the same time!. As they tried to pull it away from one another, a genie popped out of it, and said for them to calm down!. He saw the three of them get to it at the same time, and so he would grant each of them one wish!.
The Brunette said, "Thank God, I'm out of here! I wish I was at home!." POOF! She disappeared!.
The Redhead said, "Me, too!! I wish I was at home, too!" POOF! She also disappeared!.
The Blonde stood there for a long time, and with a tear in her eye, she said, "I miss those guys! I wish they were back here!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Brunette said, "Thank God, I'm out of here! I wish I was at home!." POOF! She disappeared!.
The Redhead said, "Me, too!! I wish I was at home, too!" POOF! She also disappeared!.
The Blonde stood there for a long time, and with a tear in her eye, she said, "I miss those guys! I wish they were back here!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Thanks for another funny one!. By the way I am blonde and I am laughing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny:-
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls!. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket!.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall!.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
"For best results, put on two coats"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls!. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket!.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall!.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
"For best results, put on two coats"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
there once was a genie with a ten foot wenie e showed it to the girl next door she mistook it for a snake and beat it with a rake and now sadly sadly its only 1 foot 4Www@Enter-QA@Com
even though completely degrading and offensive
kind of funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
kind of funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
typical blonde joke hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny!.!.!.!.!.stars for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha i've heard that one before!. its one of my favorites!!! :D niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's a good one :)
hahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahah!. thats great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so blonde as not so stupit after all!.!.LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol I love it!.!.!.this is one for the book!. it really throws people off when a blondie tells a blonde joke ^_~Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!.!.!.!.!.!.blondes!.
That was funny! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was funny! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.funny but i've heard lots like it before!Www@Enter-QA@Com
why do ppl have no respect for blondes but still that dosnt prevent me from laughingWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain!?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde braincells die!?
A: Alone!.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette!?
A: Artificial intelligence!.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink!?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane!?
A: She'd just dyed her hair!.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane!?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much!.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up!?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads!.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger!?
A: You can park in the handicap zone!.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up!?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear!.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks!?
A: It takes too long to retrain them!.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer!?
A: There's white-out on the screen!.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer!?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once!.
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer!?
A: She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get channel 9!.!.!.!.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads!?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!
Q: How do you kill a blonde!?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads!.
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears!?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads!.
Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello!?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages!.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head!?
A: All you can eat, under a buck!.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles!?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar!.
Q: Why do Blondes like the GST!? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax)
A: Because they can spell it!.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes!?
A: Toes go in first!.
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning!?
A1: Introduces themself!.
A2: Walks home!.
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear!?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear!?
A: Data transfer!.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun!?
A: Because they don't know any better!.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb!?
A1: "What's a lightbulb!?"
A2: One!. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her!.
A3: Two!. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine!?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Q: What does a dumb blonde say when she gives birth!?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine!?
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant!?
A: "Are you sure it's mine!?"
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you!?
A: Tell her she's pregnant!.
Q: What will she ask you!?
A: "Is it mine!?"
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill!. Who picks it up!?
A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde!.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall!?
A: To see what was on the other side
Blonde Caller: “Can you give me the telephone number for Jack!?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”!.
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning!. Now, can you give me the number for Jack!?”
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain!?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde braincells die!?
A: Alone!.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette!?
A: Artificial intelligence!.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink!?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane!?
A: She'd just dyed her hair!.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane!?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much!.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up!?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads!.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger!?
A: You can park in the handicap zone!.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up!?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear!.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks!?
A: It takes too long to retrain them!.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer!?
A: There's white-out on the screen!.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer!?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once!.
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer!?
A: She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get channel 9!.!.!.!.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads!?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!
Q: How do you kill a blonde!?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads!.
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears!?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads!.
Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello!?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages!.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head!?
A: All you can eat, under a buck!.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles!?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar!.
Q: Why do Blondes like the GST!? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax)
A: Because they can spell it!.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes!?
A: Toes go in first!.
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning!?
A1: Introduces themself!.
A2: Walks home!.
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear!?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear!?
A: Data transfer!.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun!?
A: Because they don't know any better!.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb!?
A1: "What's a lightbulb!?"
A2: One!. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her!.
A3: Two!. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine!?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Q: What does a dumb blonde say when she gives birth!?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine!?
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant!?
A: "Are you sure it's mine!?"
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you!?
A: Tell her she's pregnant!.
Q: What will she ask you!?
A: "Is it mine!?"
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill!. Who picks it up!?
A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde!.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall!?
A: To see what was on the other side
Blonde Caller: “Can you give me the telephone number for Jack!?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”!.
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning!. Now, can you give me the number for Jack!?”
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice!
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Heres Mine!
Once A Blond Went to Wal-Mart And Saw A Man selling a TV And Said "May I Buy Your TV You Have For Sale!?" And He Said " I don't Sale to Blonds" So The Blondie Went To A Hair Salon And Dyed Her Hair Pink And She Came Back And Asked "My I Buy Your TV Please!?" And He Said "No" So Kept On Changing Her Hair Colour And Going Back To Wal-mart again and again Until The 9th Time She Asked "May I Buy your TV again PLEASE!" And He Said "Don't Sale to Blonds" And She Said "how Did You Know I Was Really A Blond!?" And He Said "Because That's Not A TV Its A Micro Wave"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Once A Blond Went to Wal-Mart And Saw A Man selling a TV And Said "May I Buy Your TV You Have For Sale!?" And He Said " I don't Sale to Blonds" So The Blondie Went To A Hair Salon And Dyed Her Hair Pink And She Came Back And Asked "My I Buy Your TV Please!?" And He Said "No" So Kept On Changing Her Hair Colour And Going Back To Wal-mart again and again Until The 9th Time She Asked "May I Buy your TV again PLEASE!" And He Said "Don't Sale to Blonds" And She Said "how Did You Know I Was Really A Blond!?" And He Said "Because That's Not A TV Its A Micro Wave"Www@Enter-QA@Com