Short Relationship jokes (joke)?!
Question: Short Relationship jokes (joke)!?
Short Relationship jokes
Wife: "Do you want dinner!?"
Husband: "Sure! What are my choices!?"
Wife: "Yes and no!."
Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet!. Why!?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears!."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one!?"
Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden!."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles!."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet!."
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body!?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wife: "Do you want dinner!?"
Husband: "Sure! What are my choices!?"
Wife: "Yes and no!."
Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet!. Why!?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears!."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one!?"
Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden!."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles!."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet!."
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body!?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
the first one was funny, and the last one could get a man killed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Love them all except the third one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
All of these remind me of my Ex!. ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!. good ones!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha short and sweet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like the 2nd one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i like the first one the best :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
almost peed laughinh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
almost peed laughinh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
i actually like the third one onlyWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like the one about the photo best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
good jokes!. keep 'em coming!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol my fam and i laughed so hard at theseWww@Enter-QA@Com