I need help finding a funny email I was forwarded a long time ago. Do you rememb!


Question: I need help finding a funny email I was forwarded a long time ago!. Do you remember it!?
I am not sure if the details are exact because I got the email a long time ago, but I think it was about a man who would not engage in road rage because of a mathmatical equation he figured out!. He figured out the statistics of how many drivers are women, how many carry a gun, how many have mental illness, and how many are on PMS!. Out of all the drivers he passes on his daily commute, the man figures that statistically several of them are mentally ill women with PMS who carry a gun!. Therefore, he does not get mad at other drivers!. Does any body know where I can find this so I can copy it and send it to a friend!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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- I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female
driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the
driver to swerve onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her!.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his
arm out his window and gave the woman the finger!.

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself!. I always
smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female
does anything to me in traffic and here's why: I drive 48
miles each way every day to work; that's 96 miles each day!.
Of these, 16 miles each way are bumper-to-bumper!. Most of
the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8-lane highway!. There are 7
cars every 40 feet for 32 miles!. That works out to be 982
cars every mile, or 31,424 cars!.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not
bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4,000
cars!. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars
that I pass every day!. Statistically, females drive half of
these!. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of
females, 1 in 28 has PMS!. That's 642!. According to
Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying
or unrewarding!. That's 449!. According to the National
Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously
considered suicide or homicide!. That's 98!. And 34% describe
men as their biggest problem!. That's 33!. According to the
National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons,
and this number is increasing!.

That means that every single day, I drive past at least one
female who has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest
problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has
PMS, and is armed!.

Give her the finger!? !.!.!.!. I don't think so!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

You know, i think its funny how many guys are clueless and some girls in fact about PMS!. They refer to it like you just did, "women ON PMS", like its some kind of drug women are buying in back alley-ways, thats turning them into the she-hulk!. hahaha!. thats quite a funny joke in itself, partner!. you and your friends keep doing your thing!. It provides me with entertainment! I love America(n sandwiches)!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Wow i actually know the joke oyu are talking about, but I am not sure wheer you would find it!.!.!.I'll help you look hold on!.!.!.

Edit: HEY don't thumbs down me!! I know I have the joke I am just trying to find it in my inbox lol!.!.!.If you don't find it by tomorrow I will have it for you!.!.!.sorry couldn't help sooner :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

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GOOGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sounds funny!.
I'm not sure where you can get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yahoo it!.!. or googleWww@Enter-QA@Com

sorry, nvr heard of it er saw it!. srryWww@Enter-QA@Com

go to your e-mail and if you remember the subject line then put it in this search box and click "search mail" you should be able to find it that's what i do =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

Only fools send forwards!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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