What's the funniest yo momma joke ever?!
Question: What's the funniest yo momma joke ever!?
I need help to dis this guy at school with the best yo momma jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Yo momma jokes suck!.
But, anyhow, some are kind of funny!.
Yo mommas so ugly she has to tie steak around her neck for the dogs to play with her!.
You mommas so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!.
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals!."
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning!.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it!."
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars!.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her!.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry!.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow!.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound!.
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies!.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower!.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras!.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her!.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already!?"
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints!.
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours!.!.!.for a quote!
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown!.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!
Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!
Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life!.
Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!
Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween!.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her!.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away!.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!.
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family!.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up!.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued!."
Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!.
Yo momma so fat we're in her right now!.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!.
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!.
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors!.
Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her!.!.!.
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!.
Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway!.
Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life !.!.!. and I still haven't seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!.
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets!.
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th!.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn!."
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please!."
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo!.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L!.A!., Chicago!.!.!.
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg!.
Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the *****'s good side!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose!.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo!.
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock!.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu!.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets!.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas!.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her!.
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!.
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through!.
Yo momma so fat when the ***** goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps!.
Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes!.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs!.
Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket!.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth!.
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures!.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard!.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon!.
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl!.
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it!.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock!?"
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide!.
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet!.
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship!.
Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth!.
Yo momma so fat to her, "light food," means under 4 Tons!
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development!.
Yo momma so fat she won, "Miss Bessie the Cow 94!."
Yo moWww@Enter-QA@Com
But, anyhow, some are kind of funny!.
Yo mommas so ugly she has to tie steak around her neck for the dogs to play with her!.
You mommas so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!.
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals!."
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning!.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it!."
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars!.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her!.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry!.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow!.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound!.
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies!.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower!.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras!.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her!.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already!?"
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints!.
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours!.!.!.for a quote!
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown!.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!
Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!
Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life!.
Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!
Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween!.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her!.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away!.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!.
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family!.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up!.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued!."
Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!.
Yo momma so fat we're in her right now!.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!.
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!.
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors!.
Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her!.!.!.
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!.
Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway!.
Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life !.!.!. and I still haven't seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!.
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets!.
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th!.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn!."
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please!."
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo!.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L!.A!., Chicago!.!.!.
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg!.
Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the *****'s good side!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose!.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo!.
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock!.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu!.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets!.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas!.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her!.
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!.
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through!.
Yo momma so fat when the ***** goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps!.
Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes!.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs!.
Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket!.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth!.
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures!.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard!.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon!.
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl!.
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it!.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock!?"
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide!.
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet!.
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship!.
Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth!.
Yo momma so fat to her, "light food," means under 4 Tons!
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development!.
Yo momma so fat she won, "Miss Bessie the Cow 94!."
Yo moWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok here's some of da ones i like:
yo mamas' hair is so short when she braided it they looked like stiches
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died!.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class!.
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals!."
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock!?"
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marksWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo mamas' hair is so short when she braided it they looked like stiches
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died!.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class!.
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals!."
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock!?"
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marksWww@Enter-QA@Com
now its!.!.!.!.!.!.YO daddy!.!.!.
Yo Daddy so short, he's always being mistaken for a midget!.
Yo daddy so fat alaska said 'I thought we were the biggest state!.'
Yo daddy so dumb he went to the bulls game and said which one am I riding!.
Yo daddy is so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept!.
Yo daddy is like a mounds bar -- he's got no nuts!.
Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-income family is where Yo Daddy has two jobs!.
Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom!.
Yo daddy is like cement, it takes him 2 days to get hard! Yo Mama is so stupid she married Yo Daddy!
Yo' daddy so ugly, when he looked out the window the cops arrested him!.
Yo daddy so stupid, he though fruit punch was a gay boxer!.
Yo daddy so bald, you can see what's on his mind!.
Yo daddy so bald, that he took a shower and got brain-washed!.
Yo daddy is so bald, when I rub his head I can see the future!.
Yo daddy so hairy, small children think he's a beast!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo Daddy so short, he's always being mistaken for a midget!.
Yo daddy so fat alaska said 'I thought we were the biggest state!.'
Yo daddy so dumb he went to the bulls game and said which one am I riding!.
Yo daddy is so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept!.
Yo daddy is like a mounds bar -- he's got no nuts!.
Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-income family is where Yo Daddy has two jobs!.
Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom!.
Yo daddy is like cement, it takes him 2 days to get hard! Yo Mama is so stupid she married Yo Daddy!
Yo' daddy so ugly, when he looked out the window the cops arrested him!.
Yo daddy so stupid, he though fruit punch was a gay boxer!.
Yo daddy so bald, you can see what's on his mind!.
Yo daddy so bald, that he took a shower and got brain-washed!.
Yo daddy is so bald, when I rub his head I can see the future!.
Yo daddy so hairy, small children think he's a beast!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!.
Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!.
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!.
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter!.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her!.
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O!.K!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!.
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!.
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter!.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her!.
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O!.K!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo mama is soo fat that she bungiee jumps striat into hell!.!.!.!.
yo mama is soo fat that she has to iron her cloths in the drive way!.
yo mama is soo fat she fell in love and broke it!.
yo mama is so fat that shes fat <bf told me nt funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo mama is soo fat that she has to iron her cloths in the drive way!.
yo mama is soo fat she fell in love and broke it!.
yo mama is so fat that shes fat <bf told me nt funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Your mom is so old the candles cost more than the cake
or your mom is so ugly that when she was born the midwife looked at her and slapped her mom or your mom is so fat that when she stepped on the scales it said to be continued!.!.!.
Enjoy!Www@Enter-QA@Com
or your mom is so ugly that when she was born the midwife looked at her and slapped her mom or your mom is so fat that when she stepped on the scales it said to be continued!.!.!.
Enjoy!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo momma is so old she sat behind Jesus in playschool
yo momma so fat she needs a watch on each wrist coz shes in 2 different time zoneWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo momma so fat she needs a watch on each wrist coz shes in 2 different time zoneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo' momma so fat that when I was having sex with her I had to roll over her four times just to get off of her!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo mama is so fat she doesn't skinny dip!.!.!. she chunky dunks!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her!.!.!.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo!.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock!.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L!.A!., Chicago!.!.!.
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg!.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose!.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo!.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground!.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep!.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets!.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides!.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas!.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out!.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her!.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World!.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips!.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones!.
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas!.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops!.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps!.
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes!.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs!.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket!.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial!.
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard!.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose!.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon!.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean!.!.!.!.!.
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E!.T!., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse!.
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl!.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean!.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway!.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it!.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock!?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet!.
Yo Momma Jokes
Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
Yo mama so dumb she stared at da orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate
Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please!.
Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves
Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money
Yo Mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World!.
You're mom's so stupid, she got locked up in a super market and starved
Yo Momma is so fat she walked out in high heels and came back in flip flops!.
Yo' Momma's So Fat When her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!.
Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean
Yo mama so dumb that when I said "christmas is just around the corner" she went looking for it!
Yo Mamma's so fat it takes two busses and a train to get on her good side!.
Your mom is so stupid, I said it's chilly outside, your mom ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon and asked where!?!?
Yo Momma so fat she stepped on da scale and and it said to be continued!.!.!.
Yo Mama's so poor, when I was asking why she was banging on the dumpster she said, "My kids locked me out!."
Yo Momma so dumb when she saw a bus with white people in it she said, "Go catch that twinky!."
Yo mommas so fat, she has to use a matress for a tampon!.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she jumped off a boat and missed the water!.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver!.
Yo momma's so fat that when she goes outside in her yellow jacket people say "Look it's the magic school bus!!!"
Yo Mamma so fat that when the school bus drives by she yells STOP THAT TWINKIE!
Yo Mama so fat she went into a zoo and a zookeeper said, "Oh boy!.!.!.another elephant got out!"
Yo mamma so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mamma is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans!
Yo mama's so fat that wWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her!.!.!.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo!.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock!.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L!.A!., Chicago!.!.!.
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg!.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose!.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo!.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground!.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep!.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets!.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides!.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas!.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out!.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her!.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World!.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips!.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones!.
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas!.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops!.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps!.
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes!.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs!.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket!.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial!.
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard!.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose!.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon!.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean!.!.!.!.!.
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E!.T!., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse!.
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl!.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean!.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway!.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it!.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock!?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet!.
Yo Momma Jokes
Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
Yo mama so dumb she stared at da orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate
Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please!.
Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves
Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money
Yo Mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World!.
You're mom's so stupid, she got locked up in a super market and starved
Yo Momma is so fat she walked out in high heels and came back in flip flops!.
Yo' Momma's So Fat When her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!.
Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean
Yo mama so dumb that when I said "christmas is just around the corner" she went looking for it!
Yo Mamma's so fat it takes two busses and a train to get on her good side!.
Your mom is so stupid, I said it's chilly outside, your mom ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon and asked where!?!?
Yo Momma so fat she stepped on da scale and and it said to be continued!.!.!.
Yo Mama's so poor, when I was asking why she was banging on the dumpster she said, "My kids locked me out!."
Yo Momma so dumb when she saw a bus with white people in it she said, "Go catch that twinky!."
Yo mommas so fat, she has to use a matress for a tampon!.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she jumped off a boat and missed the water!.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver!.
Yo momma's so fat that when she goes outside in her yellow jacket people say "Look it's the magic school bus!!!"
Yo Mamma so fat that when the school bus drives by she yells STOP THAT TWINKIE!
Yo Mama so fat she went into a zoo and a zookeeper said, "Oh boy!.!.!.another elephant got out!"
Yo mamma so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mamma is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans!
Yo mama's so fat that wWww@Enter-QA@Com