What is the most worst funny joke you ever heard?!
Question: What is the most worst funny joke you ever heard!?
plz let them be funny
i mean like a dead baby joke is a bad funny joke get what im saying!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i mean like a dead baby joke is a bad funny joke get what im saying!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ok so this guy is driving up the side of a mountain and he sees a little girl on the side of the road crying he stops and he asks her whats wrong she said that her parents had died and she had no where to live
so the guy then unzipps his pants and says today is not your lucky day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
so the guy then unzipps his pants and says today is not your lucky day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper!. Due to its proximity to other buildings it could not be imploded and had to be dismantled floor by floor!.
While working on the 49th floor, two construction workers found a skeleton in a small closet behind the elevator shaft!.
They decided that they should call the police!. When the police arrived they directed them to the closet and showed them the skeleton fully clothed and standing upright!. They said, "This could be Jimmy Hoffa or somebody really important!."
Two days went by and the construction workers couldn't stand it any more, they had to know who they had found!. They called the police and said, "We are the two guys who found the skeleton in the closet and we want to know if it was Jimmy Hoffa or somebody important!."
The police said, "It's not Jimmy Hoffa, but it was somebody kind of important!."
"Well, who was it!?"
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"The 1956 Blonde National Hide-and-Seek Champion!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
While working on the 49th floor, two construction workers found a skeleton in a small closet behind the elevator shaft!.
They decided that they should call the police!. When the police arrived they directed them to the closet and showed them the skeleton fully clothed and standing upright!. They said, "This could be Jimmy Hoffa or somebody really important!."
Two days went by and the construction workers couldn't stand it any more, they had to know who they had found!. They called the police and said, "We are the two guys who found the skeleton in the closet and we want to know if it was Jimmy Hoffa or somebody important!."
The police said, "It's not Jimmy Hoffa, but it was somebody kind of important!."
"Well, who was it!?"
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"The 1956 Blonde National Hide-and-Seek Champion!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
* Why did the dead baby cross the road!?
It was chained to a bumper
* What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies!?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage!.
* How many dead babies can fit in a barrel!?
4 1/2!.
* What is pink and red and sits in a corner!?
A baby chewing on razor blades!.
* What is green and sits in a corner!?
The same baby, six weeks later!.
* What do vegetarian ogres eat!?
Cabbage patch kids!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was chained to a bumper
* What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies!?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage!.
* How many dead babies can fit in a barrel!?
4 1/2!.
* What is pink and red and sits in a corner!?
A baby chewing on razor blades!.
* What is green and sits in a corner!?
The same baby, six weeks later!.
* What do vegetarian ogres eat!?
Cabbage patch kids!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
old betty, who was 73, stayed with her grandson, her grandson got a new girlfriend and forced his grandmother to goto the local nursing home
meanwhile betty is at the nursing home, the nurse notices that betty is sitting slanted 2 the left so she goes over and puts her straight again, the same things keeps on happening and they notice she is getting abit angry with them!.
The next day, the grandson goes and see’s how she is getting on and his grandmother says, " I want to get out of this place, they won’t even let you fart"Www@Enter-QA@Com
meanwhile betty is at the nursing home, the nurse notices that betty is sitting slanted 2 the left so she goes over and puts her straight again, the same things keeps on happening and they notice she is getting abit angry with them!.
The next day, the grandson goes and see’s how she is getting on and his grandmother says, " I want to get out of this place, they won’t even let you fart"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man and a woman were having sex when they hear the door open!. "Honey I'm home"! The woman says to the man stand in the corner and don't move! He says but I have no clothes on! She then takes baby powder and puts it all over him!. The husband comes in and says "What the hell is that ugly thing in the corner!. The wife says well that is a statue that I got today!. You don't like it!? He says well no, but whatever you want honey!. After a while the couple go to bed and the man is still standing in the corner!. The couple were there for about an hour when the husband stands up and goes to the kitchen!. He comes back and walks to the corner and says would you like a sandwitch!? The man says you aren't going to hurt me for sleeping with your wife!. The husband says no, I sood like that for 3 days at the neighbors house and no one offered me anything!Www@Enter-QA@Com
a lil boy heres his neighbors screaming put your p* (boy part) in my v* (girl part) he asks his parents what those are they say a p* is a hat and a v* is a coat!. later his parents are fighting heis mom yells at his dad you bas**** and the dad yells at the mom you bi*** he asks what are those they say they are boys and girls later they were getting ready for thanxgiving and his dad his shaving his face and cuts himself and screams sh** he asks whats that the dad repiles that its a fancy name for shaving cream!. he goes in the kitchen and the mom is cutting the turkey the knife slips and cuts her she screams f*** the boy asks whats that the mom says that its a new way of cutting the turkey so later the guests arive the boy opens the door to grret the gusts and says hey bas***** and bi***** may i take your p* and v* and hang them on the coat rack my dad is upstairs wiping the s**** of his face and my mom is F***ing the turkey lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
the bartender joke
A guy walks into a bar he walks over to where the bartender is and sits down he looks around and then he says to the bartender i want to
make a bet you see that beer cup above your head on the top shelf bartender says yeah what!? the guy says il'e bet you $300 that i can piss
into that cup and not spill 1 drop the bartender says thats impossible therese no way the guy says so you want the bet bartender says show
me the money and you got your self a bet the guy flashes the money then he starts so he flops out his d'i'c'k he's thinking about d'i'c'k glass
d'i'c'k glass then he shoots he starts pissing he's pissing every all over the floor all over the bar and all over the bartender the bartenders
laughing his a's's off piss pouring down his face he's pissing everywhere but the glass the bartender says you lost now pay up the guy says can you wait
here a second the guy walks into the back then he comes back out with a big smile on his face all happy than gives the bartender the money
the bartender says what the f'u'c'k are you so happy about you just lost $300 the guy says you see those guys in the back there i just bet
them $500 each that i could piss all over your bar and piss on you and not only wouldn't you be angry about it you would be happy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A guy walks into a bar he walks over to where the bartender is and sits down he looks around and then he says to the bartender i want to
make a bet you see that beer cup above your head on the top shelf bartender says yeah what!? the guy says il'e bet you $300 that i can piss
into that cup and not spill 1 drop the bartender says thats impossible therese no way the guy says so you want the bet bartender says show
me the money and you got your self a bet the guy flashes the money then he starts so he flops out his d'i'c'k he's thinking about d'i'c'k glass
d'i'c'k glass then he shoots he starts pissing he's pissing every all over the floor all over the bar and all over the bartender the bartenders
laughing his a's's off piss pouring down his face he's pissing everywhere but the glass the bartender says you lost now pay up the guy says can you wait
here a second the guy walks into the back then he comes back out with a big smile on his face all happy than gives the bartender the money
the bartender says what the f'u'c'k are you so happy about you just lost $300 the guy says you see those guys in the back there i just bet
them $500 each that i could piss all over your bar and piss on you and not only wouldn't you be angry about it you would be happy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Nervous Priest
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak!.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done!.
The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass!. if I start to get nervous, I take a sip!."
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice!. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink!. He proceeded to talk up a storm!.
Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:
1!. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp!.
2!. There are 10 commandments, not 12!.
3!. There are 12 disciples, not 10!.
4!. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated!.
5!. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ***!.
6!. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J!. C!.
7!. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook!.
8!. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the **** out of him!.
9!. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey,don't say he was stoned off his ***!.
10!. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T!."
11!. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body!." He did not say "Eat me"
12!. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry,"
13!. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God!.
14!. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St!. Peter's, not a Peter pulling contest at St!. Taffy's!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak!.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done!.
The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass!. if I start to get nervous, I take a sip!."
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice!. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink!. He proceeded to talk up a storm!.
Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:
1!. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp!.
2!. There are 10 commandments, not 12!.
3!. There are 12 disciples, not 10!.
4!. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated!.
5!. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ***!.
6!. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J!. C!.
7!. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook!.
8!. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the **** out of him!.
9!. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey,don't say he was stoned off his ***!.
10!. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T!."
11!. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body!." He did not say "Eat me"
12!. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry,"
13!. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God!.
14!. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St!. Peter's, not a Peter pulling contest at St!. Taffy's!Www@Enter-QA@Com
why are there no black astronauts
because there lips will explode!! ohh gee i crack my self upWww@Enter-QA@Com
because there lips will explode!! ohh gee i crack my self upWww@Enter-QA@Com