Is a chistmas joke still funny..?!
Question: Is a chistmas joke still funny!.!.!?
Please explan!.!.!.Three men died on Christmas Eve and!?
were met by Saint Peter at the
Pearly Gates!.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess
Something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven!."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter!. He
Flicked it on!. "It represents a candle", he said!.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said!.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys!.
He Shook them and said, "They're bells!."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates"!.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
Finally Pulled out a pair of women's panties!.
St!. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
What do those symbolize!?"
The man replied, "These are Carols!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
were met by Saint Peter at the
Pearly Gates!.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess
Something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven!."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter!. He
Flicked it on!. "It represents a candle", he said!.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said!.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys!.
He Shook them and said, "They're bells!."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates"!.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
Finally Pulled out a pair of women's panties!.
St!. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
What do those symbolize!?"
The man replied, "These are Carols!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
x-mas jokes are funny, but that one is a bad one :-(Www@Enter-QA@Com
carols are a type of song sung at christmas time, butit is also the name of a woman so he is impling they belong to a woman!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
These are CAROL'S!.!.!.!.!.
These are Carol's panties!.!.!.!.
Carol is the owner of the panties!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
These are Carol's panties!.!.!.!.
Carol is the owner of the panties!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!! Unexpected ending! Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
St!. Peter might have allowed him, parol for 2 years!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
depends which carols u r talking about lol
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
depends which carols u r talking about lol
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
ho ho ho oops i meant
ha ha ha
not bad at all
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha
not bad at all
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice twist at the end!. Funny even out of season!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO excellent!! smart @$$ :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
ya its nice joke, but ididn't get the word what carols isWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that was funny and cleverWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, i'm sure Carol is the name of a girl!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hell yea!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
conan i love your jokes! this one is sooo funny!. do u make these up or find them somewhere!? u post really good jokes!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com