Thoughts on Aging You're not a kid anymore when...?!
Question: Thoughts on Aging You're not a kid anymore when!.!.!.!?
Your friends compliment you on your alligator shoes, but you're barefoot!.
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along!.
You're cautioned to "slow down" - not by the police but by your doctor!
You are getting a little action today - but that means the fiber is working!.
You think "getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot!.
You think an "all-nighter" is not having to get up to pee!.
A sexy woman walks by and your pacemaker opens the garage door!.
You're the life of the party, even if it lasts until 8 PM!.
You're smiling all the time because you can't hear a thing anyone is saying!.
You're very good at telling stories over and over and over and over!.
You're aware that other people's grandchildren are not as cute as yours!.
You're very good at opening childproof caps (with a hammer)!.
You're not grouchy; you just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, and politicians!.
You're wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just your left legWww@Enter-QA@Com
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along!.
You're cautioned to "slow down" - not by the police but by your doctor!
You are getting a little action today - but that means the fiber is working!.
You think "getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot!.
You think an "all-nighter" is not having to get up to pee!.
A sexy woman walks by and your pacemaker opens the garage door!.
You're the life of the party, even if it lasts until 8 PM!.
You're smiling all the time because you can't hear a thing anyone is saying!.
You're very good at telling stories over and over and over and over!.
You're aware that other people's grandchildren are not as cute as yours!.
You're very good at opening childproof caps (with a hammer)!.
You're not grouchy; you just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, and politicians!.
You're wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just your left legWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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they are good and soo trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
All of the above! There is however, a dark hair in the silver- clouded hairdo:
You begin to see the world and yourself for what it is (through bifocals of course)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You begin to see the world and yourself for what it is (through bifocals of course)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OHHHH I got one!.!.!.!.!.after pausing a second on the stairs!.!.you now cant remember whether you were going up or coming down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it comes to us ALLWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
You are so, so right as the following proves!.
Later that night while watching TV, Grandad got up from his chair and Grandma asked, "Grandad, where are you going!?"
Grandad replied, "To the kitchen!."
Grandma asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream!?"
Grandad replied, "Sure!."
Grandma then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it!?"
Grandad said, "No, I can remember that!."
Grandma then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top!. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that!."
Grandad said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries!."
Grandma replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top!. I know you will forget that so you better write it down!."
With irritation in his voice, Grandad said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that!." Grandad then fumes into the kitchen!.
After about 20 minutes Grandad returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs!. Grandma stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily:
"I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Later that night while watching TV, Grandad got up from his chair and Grandma asked, "Grandad, where are you going!?"
Grandad replied, "To the kitchen!."
Grandma asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream!?"
Grandad replied, "Sure!."
Grandma then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it!?"
Grandad said, "No, I can remember that!."
Grandma then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top!. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that!."
Grandad said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries!."
Grandma replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top!. I know you will forget that so you better write it down!."
With irritation in his voice, Grandad said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that!." Grandad then fumes into the kitchen!.
After about 20 minutes Grandad returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs!. Grandma stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily:
"I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"Www@Enter-QA@Com