Funny or not part 2 ?!


Question: Funny or not part 2 !?
Defence Attorney:
Will you please state your age!?

Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old!.

Defence Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st!?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me!.

Defence Attorney:
Did you know him!?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly!.

Defence Attorney:
What happened after he sat down!?

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh!.

Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him!?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him!.

Defense Attorney:
Why not!?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good!. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago!.

Defence Attorney:
What happened next!?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts!.

Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him then!?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him!.

Defence Attorney:
Why not!?

Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited!. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defence Attorney:
What happened next!?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man!. Take me now!'

Defence Attorney:
Did he take you!?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!'
And that's when I shot the little ba**ard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!.!.!.

lol

rofl!.

hahahaha!. i laughed so hard then that i pee'd a little bit!!

haaaaaaaaaaWww@Enter-QA@Com

Actually my best mate really did play this April Fool on an 85 year old woman!. And she really did shoot him!. Sorry, its just too painful!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

HAHA! yes! hilarous!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol yes, better than that other one with the clean upWww@Enter-QA@Com

ha!.!.!.ha!.!.!.!.that was really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

71/2 out of 10Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol thats a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

love that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

PMSL that's VERY funny :-)))Www@Enter-QA@Com

i gave it a chuckleWww@Enter-QA@Com

omg!!! lmao!!! hahaha that is great!Www@Enter-QA@Com

funny lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com

OMFG !! lol !!! how wrong is that !.!.!.!.!. brilliant lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com

good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com



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