Joke about martians?!


Question: Joke about martians!?
The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles!.

They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things!. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if
they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc!.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex!.

'Just how do you guys do it!?' asks Maureen!.

The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do!.'

A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another!.!.
Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips!. He's got only a teeny, weenie
member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick!.

'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen!.

'Why!?' he asks!. 'What's the matter!?'

'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!'

'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm!. With each slap of his forehead, his
member grows until it's quite impressively long!.

'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow!.'

'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears!. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the
entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman!.

'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love!.

The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways!. As they walked along, Mike
asks, 'Well, was it any good!?'

'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful!. How about you!?'

'It was horrible,' he replies!. 'All I got was a headache !. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com


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i always wondered why women slapped my head and pulled my ears!.!.!.!.!. : (Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I have not seen this one!. It was cute!. I need me a good martian boyfriend for both me and my hubby!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

that hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com

old but good
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com

Come on!. This was an oldie when they first landed on the moon!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

It is Too bigWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL :)) Where do I get myself a Martian!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL, okay, I'm old, but that was new to me!. Thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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