LADIES.... This is For YOU!!?!

Tips for the ladies in year 2008!?
1!. Aspire to be Barbie - the b*tch has everything!.


2!. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour!.


3!. Take life with a pinch of salt!.!.!. a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila!.


4!. In need of a support group!? - Cocktail hour with the girls!


5!. Go on the 30 day diet!. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days)!.


6!. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it!.


7!. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality!.


8!. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok!. They know me here!.


9!. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself!.


10!. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny!.


11!. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka!.


12!. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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