Funny & Embarrassing - what would you do if this happend!!!!???!
Question: Funny & Embarrassing - what would you do if this happend!!!!!?!?!?
A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect on him!. After he met the woman of his dreams, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn't imagine subjecting his new wife to his beastly emissions!.
On his birthday, his car broke down, so he called his wife and told her he'd have to walk home!. He walked past a cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him!. Since he was still a couple of miles from home, he figured he could indulge, and then walk off any ill effects!. So he had three extra-large helpings of beans, and he "put-putted" all the way home!.
His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited!. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!"
She blindfolded him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table, making him promise not to peek!. At this point, he was beginning to feel another one coming on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
On his birthday, his car broke down, so he called his wife and told her he'd have to walk home!. He walked past a cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him!. Since he was still a couple of miles from home, he figured he could indulge, and then walk off any ill effects!. So he had three extra-large helpings of beans, and he "put-putted" all the way home!.
His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited!. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!"
She blindfolded him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table, making him promise not to peek!. At this point, he was beginning to feel another one coming on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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That was hilarious!!!!! I loved it, I laughed out loud, kinda!. I didn't wanna wake up my mom so I couldn't laugh too loud!! Thanks for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They did an advert along similar lines - with a date getting into the front seat of a car , while her boyfriend was walking round the car she let one rip - not knowing that they were on a double date and another couple were in the backWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's so funny!!! I really want to hear teh rest!. If I was in that situation I would tell everyone I had brought a thing that made fluff sounds every time a button was pushed!. Or I would tell them that I had been sitting on a woopee cushion!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha, It cracks me up everytimeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious and funny indeedWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats hilarious! The funniest thing iv heard 4 ages! Would b a bit embarrassing tho!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!!!
Thats hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!! thats brilliant!! so funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
its not finished
but ive heard it before
its fairly funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
but ive heard it before
its fairly funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
loll funny XDXDWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol omg that is so embarassing :))Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!.!.!. Thats hillarious!.!.!. Wht would i do!.!.!.!? dunno!.!.!. would have died at the spot may be!.!.!.!!!~~Www@Enter-QA@Com
May God bless this guy!. how could anyone land himself in such a state!. if it's a joke, i like it very much!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Laughed out loud !.!.!. thanx!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i wanna know the restWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha thats quite good, wasn't expectin that last line! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg that would be so embrassed,Www@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get it!. am i just being dumb!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hi Flame!.!.!.,
obviously, the only thing that one could do is to say!.!.!.
"Well, I trust that you have all got pen and paper ready!? So, there are prizes both for the best sound analysis as well best odour description!. Please write the former in musical notation!. You have three minutes starting now"!.
Blessed be
Karma SinghWww@Enter-QA@Com
obviously, the only thing that one could do is to say!.!.!.
"Well, I trust that you have all got pen and paper ready!? So, there are prizes both for the best sound analysis as well best odour description!. Please write the former in musical notation!. You have three minutes starting now"!.
Blessed be
Karma SinghWww@Enter-QA@Com