This is one of my favourite Scottish Jokes, I will be able to tell if you like i!


Question: This is one of my favourite Scottish Jokes, I will be able to tell if you like it!.!?
!. A Scottish soldier
all 6ft 6in of him dressed in his kilt went to his doctor who asks: ‘What can I do for you!?’ ‘Its my pe*is,’ the soldier says!.’I’d like you to take a look at it!.’ ‘All right,’ the doctor replies,’get it out!.’ The soldier takes out his enormous member and slaps it on the table!.
The doctor steps forward and prods it, lifts it and weights it!. Frowning, he hits it several times with a small rubber hammer and listens to it with his stethoscope!. Baffled, he finnally he shakes his head!. I can’t find anything wrong with that,’ he says!. I know,’ the soldier grins!.
‘It’s a beauty, isn’t it!?’Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Oh flower of Scotland, when will I see your like again
Who fought and died for, your wee bit hill and glen
And stood against him, proud Edward's army
And sent him homeward to think again!.

Or to quote Braveheart :

Hamish : As long as that, some men are longer than others!.
Hamish's Dad : Your mother been telling you stories about me again!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Wow, hahaha!.
There's also that one about the guy saying his disabled in the restroom, can't use his arms, so a fellow helps his, you know, out, and it looks disgusting, the fellow asks, "What is that!?!"
"I have no clue," says that guy as he takes his "disabled arms" out of his jacket!. "As long as I don't have to touch it!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Oh! me gosh Suzie - whereever did you find this one!? "!. !. !.hits it several times with a small rubber hammer !. !. !. " Well all I can say is that this must be the real reason Scotsmen wear kilts! But I thought it was funny!
Starworthy! CJWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hahaha!.
I wish we had jokes like that in America!. We have plenty of perverts but no quality jokes about them!. I guess all men love to show off their penis XDWww@Enter-QA@Com

good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very good funny
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com

Brilliant joke thanks for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

absolutely greatWww@Enter-QA@Com

ahahahah lmfaoWww@Enter-QA@Com

funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Loved it very funny have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

got the wrong job!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Do all Scottish guys have that!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I can quite safely say that not all scottish men are blessed this way :-PWww@Enter-QA@Com

rofl!.!.!.!.omfg!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good one!.!.!.!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'm scarred for life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Wow, I think I have found my next vacation spot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Great ! Try this one on the same lines!. A guy walks into a bar orders a pint and puts a carrier bag on the bar!. The barman serves him and hears from inside the bag the most beautiful classical music being played on a piano!. That`s magnificent, says the barman!. With that the customer reaches inside the bag, and pulls out a man about a foot tall, attired in full evening dress playing a tiny baby grand piano! That's incredible said the barman where did you get him!? Again the customer reaches into the bag and pulls out a magic lamp!. Here, give it a try! Rub the lamp and the genie will appear and grant you ONLY ONE wish!. Excitedly the barman rubs the lamp and the genie pops out asking him what he`d like to be granted for his one wish!. I`d like a million quid said the barman!. All of a sudden a plop is heard and a SQUID appears on the bar!.!.!.!.!. followed by another, then another and so on!. Stop, stop says the barman!. I asked for a million QUID not SQUID that genies deaf! Well, said the customer, you didn`t think i asked for a TWELVE INCH PIANIST did you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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