Lawyer, Hindu and Rabbi joke =]?!
Question: Lawyer, Hindu and Rabbi joke =]!?
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer!.
The farmer said "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn!."
"No problem," chimed the Rabbi, "My people wandered in the desert for forty years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening!."
With that he departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the night!.
Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door!. There stood the Rabbi from the barn!.
"What's wrong!?" asked the farmer!.
He replied, "I am grateful to you, but I can't sleep in the barn!. There is a pig in the barn and my faith believes that is an unclean animal!."
His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him!. But a few minutes later the same scene reoccurs!. There is a knock on the door!.
"What's wrong, now!?" the farmer asks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The farmer said "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn!."
"No problem," chimed the Rabbi, "My people wandered in the desert for forty years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening!."
With that he departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the night!.
Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door!. There stood the Rabbi from the barn!.
"What's wrong!?" asked the farmer!.
He replied, "I am grateful to you, but I can't sleep in the barn!. There is a pig in the barn and my faith believes that is an unclean animal!."
His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him!. But a few minutes later the same scene reoccurs!. There is a knock on the door!.
"What's wrong, now!?" the farmer asks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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so they dont want to sleep near the lawyer!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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