Riddles and jokes?!
Question: Riddles and jokes!?
1!.what do you put in a toaster!?
2!.there was a couple who lived in a bungalow everythin was pink, pink walls, pink floor, pink toaster, pink kettle!.
What colour was the stairs!.
3!.There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island!. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 metres!. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 metres!. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 metres!. Which way does he swim!?
4!.There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls!.
What is it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!.there was a couple who lived in a bungalow everythin was pink, pink walls, pink floor, pink toaster, pink kettle!.
What colour was the stairs!.
3!.There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island!. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 metres!. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 metres!. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 metres!. Which way does he swim!?
4!.There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls!.
What is it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
1 bread
2 no stairs
3 hes dead
4 windowWww@Enter-QA@Com
2 no stairs
3 hes dead
4 windowWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!. prisoners of war
2!. a stairway to heaven is always white!. Stairway to hell is black!.(Duh!.)
3!.He swims down to his watery grave
4!.ionic-beam glasses with a t-factored cell function thus having a transmomuter of 14!.23556 or a monospar of a 32 millimeter radis at a 71 degree angle heated to 43 degrees farenheight!.
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2!. a stairway to heaven is always white!. Stairway to hell is black!.(Duh!.)
3!.He swims down to his watery grave
4!.ionic-beam glasses with a t-factored cell function thus having a transmomuter of 14!.23556 or a monospar of a 32 millimeter radis at a 71 degree angle heated to 43 degrees farenheight!.
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1!. Pop-Tarts, bread, bagels(if toaster oven pizza, potpies, burritoes, bagel bites, left-over KFC chicken, tater tots,etc!.)
2!. Pink stairs outside with porch(No stairs inside)
3!. The frog is dead
4!. A windowWww@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Pink stairs outside with porch(No stairs inside)
3!. The frog is dead
4!. A windowWww@Enter-QA@Com
1) poptarts
2) paprika!?
3) towards Gilligans isle (they have coconut radios & harlem globe trotters there!!)
4) eyes!.!.!.My great grampa invented them!Www@Enter-QA@Com
2) paprika!?
3) towards Gilligans isle (they have coconut radios & harlem globe trotters there!!)
4) eyes!.!.!.My great grampa invented them!Www@Enter-QA@Com
1 - bread
2 - no stairs
3 - he's dead so he doesn't swim
4 - windowWww@Enter-QA@Com
2 - no stairs
3 - he's dead so he doesn't swim
4 - windowWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!. bread
2!. brown
3!. anywhere!.!.!.he is right in the middle
4!. glassWww@Enter-QA@Com
2!. brown
3!. anywhere!.!.!.he is right in the middle
4!. glassWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!. bread
2!. pink
3!. he doesnt hes dead
4!. a windowWww@Enter-QA@Com
2!. pink
3!. he doesnt hes dead
4!. a windowWww@Enter-QA@Com
1- bread
2- There are no stairs (bungalow)
3- He wont swim!.!.he's dead
4- A WindowWww@Enter-QA@Com
2- There are no stairs (bungalow)
3- He wont swim!.!.he's dead
4- A WindowWww@Enter-QA@Com
bread or bagels [yummy]
bungalows do not have stairs
he's dead
glassWww@Enter-QA@Com
bungalows do not have stairs
he's dead
glassWww@Enter-QA@Com
bread
no stairs
he is dead so he CANT swim!
cant tell dunnoWww@Enter-QA@Com
no stairs
he is dead so he CANT swim!
cant tell dunnoWww@Enter-QA@Com
bread
no stairs
he is dead!
windowsWww@Enter-QA@Com
no stairs
he is dead!
windowsWww@Enter-QA@Com