Golf Anyone?? !! 10 Things that sound dirty !!?!
Question: Golf Anyone!?!? !! 10 Things that sound dirty !!!?
1!. Look at the size of his putter!.
2!. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent!.
3!. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker!.
4!. After 18 holes I can barely walk!.
5!. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip!.
6!. Lift your head and spread your legs!.
7!. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired!.
8!. Just turn your back and drop it!.
9!. Hold up!. I've got to wash my balls!.
10!. Damn, I missed the hole again!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent!.
3!. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker!.
4!. After 18 holes I can barely walk!.
5!. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip!.
6!. Lift your head and spread your legs!.
7!. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired!.
8!. Just turn your back and drop it!.
9!. Hold up!. I've got to wash my balls!.
10!. Damn, I missed the hole again!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
when u play golf always bring an extra pair of pants with u just in case u make a hole in oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
when u play golf always bring an extra pair of pants with u just in case u make a hole in oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING BUT AREN'T:
10!. "Reach in and grab the giblets!."
9!. "Whew!.!.!.that's one terrific spread!"
8!. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"
7!. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist!." >
6!. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"
5!. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"
4!. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her
down!."
3!. "It's cool whip time!"
2!. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!" >
And the number one thing that sounds dirty at thanksgiving but isn't!.!.!.
1!. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing
squirts out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
10!. "Reach in and grab the giblets!."
9!. "Whew!.!.!.that's one terrific spread!"
8!. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"
7!. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist!." >
6!. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"
5!. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"
4!. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her
down!."
3!. "It's cool whip time!"
2!. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!" >
And the number one thing that sounds dirty at thanksgiving but isn't!.!.!.
1!. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing
squirts out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ten things when digging a hole:
1)Why don't you put a carrot in my hole!?
2)working on my hole is giving me a sore back!.
3)hey,come have a look at my hole!.
4)i wonder if i could fit a fist in my hole!.
etc,etc,etc!.
Everything sounds dirty!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1)Why don't you put a carrot in my hole!?
2)working on my hole is giving me a sore back!.
3)hey,come have a look at my hole!.
4)i wonder if i could fit a fist in my hole!.
etc,etc,etc!.
Everything sounds dirty!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brill!!
The best I eva heard is "life is like golf, you just go from one hole to another"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The best I eva heard is "life is like golf, you just go from one hole to another"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Love it! Star for you!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.!.!. this cracked me up!.!.!. especially number 4!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com