Need some witty comments please =]?!
Question: Need some witty comments please =]!?
Heard a comment "I find that a Duck's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread"!.
I just want some sort of comment similar to that one =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
I just want some sort of comment similar to that one =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
i find that your opinion of me is influenced by this comment!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I find that a ducks opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have a recipe for orange sauce in my pocket and a very large knife in my hand!.
I find a cows opinion of me varies in respect to how warm my hands are at milking time!.
I find a horses opinion of me depends on variations in my weight!.
I find dogs just adore me!. Dogs adore everyone except perhaps some other dogs!.
I find cats have a low opinion of me!. Cats have a low opinion of everyone, including other cats!.
I find giraffes highly superior!.
I find snakes pretty low!.
I find hamsters generous and forgiving!. You know where you are with a hamster!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I find a cows opinion of me varies in respect to how warm my hands are at milking time!.
I find a horses opinion of me depends on variations in my weight!.
I find dogs just adore me!. Dogs adore everyone except perhaps some other dogs!.
I find cats have a low opinion of me!. Cats have a low opinion of everyone, including other cats!.
I find giraffes highly superior!.
I find snakes pretty low!.
I find hamsters generous and forgiving!. You know where you are with a hamster!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better
"For there is nothing either good or bad, thinking makes it so!." - Shakespeare
"A problem well stated is a problem half solved!."
"Wit is educated insolence!."
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarianWww@Enter-QA@Com
"For there is nothing either good or bad, thinking makes it so!." - Shakespeare
"A problem well stated is a problem half solved!."
"Wit is educated insolence!."
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarianWww@Enter-QA@Com
if your one in a million, there are thousands of people just like you!.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence!.
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies!?
There are times when I think you're the most beautiful girl in the world, and there are times when I'm sober
Death is life's way of telling you that you've been firedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence!.
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies!?
There are times when I think you're the most beautiful girl in the world, and there are times when I'm sober
Death is life's way of telling you that you've been firedWww@Enter-QA@Com
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me!. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I find that my opinion of you is very much influenced over whether or not I get the 10 points!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
we all value your unique and obstruce point of viewWww@Enter-QA@Com