Please explain..After having their 11th child, an Alabama?!
Question: Please explain!.!.After having their 11th child, an Alabama!?
couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed!. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children!.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive!. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10!.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me"!.
"Trust me," said the doctor!.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can!. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, an resumed counting on his other hand!.
This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi, and West VirginiaWww@Enter-QA@Com
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive!. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10!.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me"!.
"Trust me," said the doctor!.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can!. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, an resumed counting on his other hand!.
This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi, and West VirginiaWww@Enter-QA@Com
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!
couldn't for the life of me work out where the joke was going,but that is seriously FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
couldn't for the life of me work out where the joke was going,but that is seriously FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
explain!? the guy put the beer can between his legs and got his balls blown off in the worst way!.
the joke is saying that southerners are too dumb to not blow their own nuts off or count in their head!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the joke is saying that southerners are too dumb to not blow their own nuts off or count in their head!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He had to put the can down (between his knees) to free up the other hand to count on his fingers!. It exploded between his legs, so he won't be making any more babies!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious!
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Ooochicapesta man, it is cheap, but very painful!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
pop the popping popper the pops on the poop deck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol! ouch!!!
Okay, so he's counting to 10 on his fingers!. While he counts to five it's okay because he only needs 5 fingers, which means only one hand!. And the other cand can hold the fireworks-filled beer can!. When he reaches six he needs to start counting on his other hand!. Since he doesn't have anywhere else to hold the beer can with, he puts it between his legs!.
And the beer can blows up along with his penis and balls and all that good stuff!. So that means he can't have anymore children b/c he can't have sex!.
And they're saying everyone who lives in those states are so stupid they would do thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
Okay, so he's counting to 10 on his fingers!. While he counts to five it's okay because he only needs 5 fingers, which means only one hand!. And the other cand can hold the fireworks-filled beer can!. When he reaches six he needs to start counting on his other hand!. Since he doesn't have anywhere else to hold the beer can with, he puts it between his legs!.
And the beer can blows up along with his penis and balls and all that good stuff!. So that means he can't have anymore children b/c he can't have sex!.
And they're saying everyone who lives in those states are so stupid they would do thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
why couldnt he just put it in his other ear!? I live in Alabama, and i know people who done stuff like this!. they stupid too!. but I still don't really get the joke!? ok, so he blew off his balls right!? wasnt that the purpose anyways!.!.!.I mean he wanted a vasectomy, didnt he!? I'd say wit all that, his vas deferens probably got blown gone along wit it!. so hey at least it worked rightWww@Enter-QA@Com