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Smart and quick!?
An elderly man in Alabama had owned a large farm for several
years!.

He had a beautiful large pond at the back of the property next
to the road,and he'd fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe
pits, and he'dplanted some nice flowers and fruit trees next to the pond!.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it
over, as he hadn't been down there for a while!. He grabbed a five-gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit!.

As he neared the pond, he heard splashing and female voices shouting
and laughing with glee!. As he came closer he saw that 5 young women
had parked their car at the side of the road, climbed the fence and were
skinny-dipping in his pond!. He made the women aware of his presence
and they all went hurriedly splashing to the deep end!.
One of the women shouted to him, 'We're naked and we're not coming out
until you leave!' The old man frowned and yelled back, 'I didn't come
down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the
pond!.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm just here to feed the alligator!.'

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Answers:
What, i don't get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Max, you couldn't be either smart or quick if you spent a year practicing!. You are just a sad loserWww@Enter-QA@Com

Max the man!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol clever guy! I like that one XDWww@Enter-QA@Com



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