Dumb Blonde jokes!!!!?!
Question: Dumb Blonde jokes!!!!!?
Hey guys I have more!!!!! ANd please again these are just for fun!. If you have nothing nice to say then don't comment!. Thank you!.!.!. ok
she was sooooooooo blonde!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!. she studied for a blood test-and failed!.
!.!.!. she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train"!.
!.!.!. she sold the car for gas money!.
!.!.!. when she saw the movie rating "NC-17: under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends!.
!.!.!. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved!.
!.!.!. she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company!.
!.!.!. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead!.
!.!.!. when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home!.
!.!.!. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
she was sooooooooo blonde!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!. she studied for a blood test-and failed!.
!.!.!. she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train"!.
!.!.!. she sold the car for gas money!.
!.!.!. when she saw the movie rating "NC-17: under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends!.
!.!.!. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved!.
!.!.!. she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company!.
!.!.!. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead!.
!.!.!. when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home!.
!.!.!. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
i'm guessing that you're not blonde!!Because those were hilarious!!!!!Here are mine:
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks!.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks!."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks!."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks!."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them!.
What a Blonde way to die!
There is a brunette and a blonde hanging over the edge of a cliff off a piece of rope!. They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn't let go and they will both fall to their deaths!. The brunette starts this big heartwarming speech about how she is going to sacrifice herself!. At the end of the speech the blonde starts clapping!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks!.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks!."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks!."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks!."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them!.
What a Blonde way to die!
There is a brunette and a blonde hanging over the edge of a cliff off a piece of rope!. They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn't let go and they will both fall to their deaths!. The brunette starts this big heartwarming speech about how she is going to sacrifice herself!. At the end of the speech the blonde starts clapping!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha! Nice jokes! Keep em comming!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ooo She put lip stick on her forhead just to make up her mind!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahah the 4th one!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO at the last oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.!.^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like the last one!.!.hhaaWww@Enter-QA@Com
My brother is a blonde =0!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i don,t like them sorry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My favorite is "she sold the car for gas money" !
Here's another blonde joke:
Three co-eds (a blonde, brunette, and redhead) were on Spring Break!. When they each checked into their own room at the resort hotel, they all decided to just quickly drop their bags in their rooms, change into a bikini, and all meet downstairs in the hotel lobby within 15 minutes!. They were all very eager to hit the beach!. Twenty minutes later the redhead and brunette were waiting impatiently in the lobby for the blonde!. The redhead decided to call the blonde's room from the lobby!. "Where the heck are you!?" the redhead asked when the blonde answered the phone, sobbing!. "I can't find my way out of the room" explained the weeping blonde!. "How could that be!?" the redhead asked, confused!. "Well," the blonde replied, "there are 3 doors in my room -- one for the bathroom, one for the closet, and the last one has a DO NOT DISTURB sign hanging on its doorknob !!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's another blonde joke:
Three co-eds (a blonde, brunette, and redhead) were on Spring Break!. When they each checked into their own room at the resort hotel, they all decided to just quickly drop their bags in their rooms, change into a bikini, and all meet downstairs in the hotel lobby within 15 minutes!. They were all very eager to hit the beach!. Twenty minutes later the redhead and brunette were waiting impatiently in the lobby for the blonde!. The redhead decided to call the blonde's room from the lobby!. "Where the heck are you!?" the redhead asked when the blonde answered the phone, sobbing!. "I can't find my way out of the room" explained the weeping blonde!. "How could that be!?" the redhead asked, confused!. "Well," the blonde replied, "there are 3 doors in my room -- one for the bathroom, one for the closet, and the last one has a DO NOT DISTURB sign hanging on its doorknob !!"Www@Enter-QA@Com