More redneck jokes?!
Question: More redneck jokes!?
i got inspired by a previous question to post some more up!.!.!.
You might be a redneck if!.!.!.
You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado!.!.
You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it!.
You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor!.
You use empty bottles of alcohol as decoration!.!.!.
You have ever written a check for less than a dollar!.
You name your twin boys Jack and Daniel!.
You don't understand why Bo and Luke never tried to get it on with Daisy
When you hear someone talking about the king you don't know whether they're talking about Elvis or Richard Petty!.
A policeman asks for your ID, and you answer, "About what!?"
Your lips move while reading a stop sign!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You might be a redneck if!.!.!.
You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado!.!.
You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it!.
You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor!.
You use empty bottles of alcohol as decoration!.!.!.
You have ever written a check for less than a dollar!.
You name your twin boys Jack and Daniel!.
You don't understand why Bo and Luke never tried to get it on with Daisy
When you hear someone talking about the king you don't know whether they're talking about Elvis or Richard Petty!.
A policeman asks for your ID, and you answer, "About what!?"
Your lips move while reading a stop sign!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com