Funny people please answer. . . . .?!
Question: Funny people please answer!. !. !. !. !.!?
Right now I'm writing something on my most embarrassing moment, and I have A LOT of them!. So, I want to figure out a funny way of saying "If embarrassing moments were __________ then ____________," as in to say how many I have!. I know you're funny, people, so help me out please!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
If embarrassing moments were dollar bills,then I'd be richer than donald trump!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If embarrassing moments were feathers then I could stuff a featherbed--or, at least a pillow!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
If embarrassing moments were movies then I'd be a blockbuster!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"If embarrassing moments were FARTS then I COULD CLEAR OUT BUILDINGS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
If embarrassing moments were CELL PHONE BILLS then I WOULD BE UP TO MY EYEBALLS IN DEBT!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if embarrising moments were FOOD THAT I COULD EAT then I'D BE FAT!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if embarrassing moments was gas id clear out townsWww@Enter-QA@Com
pennies!.!.!.id be a millionareWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao at the fart guy hahaha!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com