Is this the most annoying joke...A man was walking home alone late one foggy nig!
Question: Is this the most annoying joke!.!.!.A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,!?
when behind him he hears:
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog
he makes out the image of an upright casket banging
its way down the middle of the street toward him!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Terrified, the man begins to run like his
butt was on fire, toward his home,
the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER!.!.!.
FASTER!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys,
opens the door, rushes in, slams
and locks the door behind him!.
However, the casket crashes through his door,
with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
on his heels, the terrified man runs!.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom,
the man locks himself in!.
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling;
his breath is coming in sobbing gasps!.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door!.
Bumping and clapping toward him!.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket!.!.!.
and,
(hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops!Www@Enter-QA@Com
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog
he makes out the image of an upright casket banging
its way down the middle of the street toward him!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Terrified, the man begins to run like his
butt was on fire, toward his home,
the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER!.!.!.
FASTER!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys,
opens the door, rushes in, slams
and locks the door behind him!.
However, the casket crashes through his door,
with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
on his heels, the terrified man runs!.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom,
the man locks himself in!.
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling;
his breath is coming in sobbing gasps!.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door!.
Bumping and clapping toward him!.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket!.!.!.
and,
(hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I was expecting sumthing really lame!.
but that was FUNNY!.
lol!.
i liked it!. AHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
but that was FUNNY!.
lol!.
i liked it!. AHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow!
funny one!
^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny one!
^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.LOL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is fuking gay how could that be funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
took me a little bit to get, but funny :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh my god! I can't believe it!Www@Enter-QA@Com