Are blondes really dumb?!
Question: Are blondes really dumb!?
Two blonde chicks were building a house together!. One blonde was cutting the wood and the other was on a ladder nailing!. Before hammering in a nail; the blonde on the ladder would reach into her nail pouch, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to hammer it into the wood!.
The other blonde, confused, watched her do this and after she could take it no longer yelled up, “Why the %@#& are you throwing some of the nails away!?!” “Whoa! Don’t yell!” the blonde on the ladder explained, “If it’s pointed toward me when I pull it out of my pouch, I throw it away!. If it’s pointed toward the house, then I can use it safely! Duh!”
The second blonde became irate at this point and started to call her all kinds of names, referencing how stupid she was and how she was the reason blonde’s get a bad rap for being dumb!. She explained the importance of keeping all the nails, “Don’t throw away the nails that are pointed toward you! They’re for the other side of the house! Duh!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
The other blonde, confused, watched her do this and after she could take it no longer yelled up, “Why the %@#& are you throwing some of the nails away!?!” “Whoa! Don’t yell!” the blonde on the ladder explained, “If it’s pointed toward me when I pull it out of my pouch, I throw it away!. If it’s pointed toward the house, then I can use it safely! Duh!”
The second blonde became irate at this point and started to call her all kinds of names, referencing how stupid she was and how she was the reason blonde’s get a bad rap for being dumb!. She explained the importance of keeping all the nails, “Don’t throw away the nails that are pointed toward you! They’re for the other side of the house! Duh!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ha,ha loved that one star for that*,!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHA blondes building a house, too funny, oh and the rest was quite funny as wellWww@Enter-QA@Com
blondes are fun!.!.!.funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny! once i found a blond looking at her car in the car park!. She was trying to figure out how to open her bonnet!Www@Enter-QA@Com
*gg*
not more or less than other people ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
not more or less than other people ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cooool lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
OKKK!?!? I dont see how we are ment to answer it but nice joke i liked it :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Have a star! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
yh lol
great jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
great jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha LOL! I liked it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Star for that one ;)
Another blonde joke i like:
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news!. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge!. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned!. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend!." The blonde said, "No!. A bet's a bet!."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money!."
The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Another blonde joke i like:
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news!. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge!. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned!. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend!." The blonde said, "No!. A bet's a bet!."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money!."
The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"Www@Enter-QA@Com