Random and Funny?!


Question: Random and Funny!?
What are some random and funny things to say!?
like something funny and random to say when people just stop talking or when everything goes silentWww@Enter-QA@Com


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Dude, a gay baby was just born, then when everyone's like "huh!?", explain to them that a gay baby is born every 45 seconds!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If it's funny the person wouldn't goes silent unless you in an angry mood!. You can say "a cat cut your tongue" or "As you eat a lot your stomach went pregnant"!. I got some riddles hope you enjoy it o!.O!.

What kind of fruit is it!? When you eat it is green, as you spit it is black and you cut it is red!.

An eagle fly to his home as usual but the eagle fly over there only need to take half an hour!. How come it need to take the eagle an hour to fly back his home today!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Just a list i can think of:

1!.Rawr i'm a ninja

2!.you kno i have a really small banana

3!.i left my nipples home so no milk 4 any of youuuuuu!!!
4!.Five fickled nickles eat pickles
5!.PUDDING!!!(MY FAVORITE)
6!.I'm a lesbian!!!
7!.i'm micheal jackson's left nostril in disguise
8!.i'm a pimpin granny!!
9!.Ariel the mermaid tryed to molest me
10!.somebody needs to close their legs it smells like fish
11!.i once tryed to make whipped cream out of my grandads sperm!!!
i'm so bored and dumb right now( this isnt a random thing to say i'm jus telling you)Www@Enter-QA@Com

If someone tells a really lame story and it gets all quiet, my friends and I randomly say, "Then Mark stabbed a guy!."

I have no idea why!.!.!.it's just really random and stupid funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

My momma ate my chicken,my chicken ate my momma!." I came up with that!. or to be really random and funny you could say " I take my dentures out and suck em dry!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. Jiggle
2!. Quack
3!. Your a bob
4!.idk my bff jillWww@Enter-QA@Com

Rawr!.

It throws everyone off!.!.!. :]

Especially in Karate class!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hey why did every one turned their cellphones on silentWww@Enter-QA@Com

sweatty boob rash is not fun!.!.!.!.not fun at allWww@Enter-QA@Com

"This sandwich tastes funny, ARGH!!! I put cat food in it!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

nice one konWww@Enter-QA@Com

wow, black angus cows sure are dumb!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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