Funny joke (maybe)!?!
Question: Funny joke (maybe)!!?
ok i liked this joke is this funny!? and plz no rude comments!
here it is: (it's coming wait! XD)
Hooligan Hijinx
A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a Budweiser, or!.!.!.!"
Scared, the bartender serves the man his Budweiser!. This happens everyday for a week straight, and the bartender turns into a nervous wreck!. He asks his wife for advice, and she tells him he should stand up for himself!. Easier said than done, he thinks, but he decides to try it!. The next day, the hooligan returns!.
"Give me a Budweiser, or!.!.!.!"
"O-o-o-o-r-r-r!.!.!. w-w-what!?" stammers the bartender!.
"A small Coke!."
i don't know i kinda like it! do u!? and while u read that joke and write somethin! say some jokes 4 me! plz!! say some jokes and answer the best joke gets a best answer!! :O
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here it is: (it's coming wait! XD)
Hooligan Hijinx
A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a Budweiser, or!.!.!.!"
Scared, the bartender serves the man his Budweiser!. This happens everyday for a week straight, and the bartender turns into a nervous wreck!. He asks his wife for advice, and she tells him he should stand up for himself!. Easier said than done, he thinks, but he decides to try it!. The next day, the hooligan returns!.
"Give me a Budweiser, or!.!.!.!"
"O-o-o-o-r-r-r!.!.!. w-w-what!?" stammers the bartender!.
"A small Coke!."
i don't know i kinda like it! do u!? and while u read that joke and write somethin! say some jokes 4 me! plz!! say some jokes and answer the best joke gets a best answer!! :O
XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
This is hilarious! xD
Here is a joke: there is a papa tomato, mama tomato, and a child tomato!. Well, the parents were going too fast for the child!. So, the papa tomato stepped on the child and said "KETCH-UP!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here is a joke: there is a papa tomato, mama tomato, and a child tomato!. Well, the parents were going too fast for the child!. So, the papa tomato stepped on the child and said "KETCH-UP!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny but i git one better!.
a dumb blonde goes into a computer shop and asks the sales assistant for curtains!.
he asks why do you want curtains for ur computer ,
she replies because iv got fucXXXg windows!.
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a dumb blonde goes into a computer shop and asks the sales assistant for curtains!.
he asks why do you want curtains for ur computer ,
she replies because iv got fucXXXg windows!.
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LOL!. It makes sense untill the "Give me a Budweiser, or!.!.!.!"
part!. Why doesn't the batender let the hooligan finish the sentence when he first came in!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
part!. Why doesn't the batender let the hooligan finish the sentence when he first came in!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
A bear goes into a bar and says "Bartender, give me a!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. pint!."
The bartender says "sure, but what's with the big pause!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The bartender says "sure, but what's with the big pause!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Cute, but it needs something!. How about "orrrr what!?"
"I dunno I usually don't have to say anything else"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I dunno I usually don't have to say anything else"Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha thats so like corny but it made me laugh hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, now this is funny than the blond hair girlWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha i likeWww@Enter-QA@Com
maybeWww@Enter-QA@Com
it just wasted a minute of my lifeWww@Enter-QA@Com
ya it's funny cuz i didn't expect it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats funny
heres my joke:
A young sailor was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he looks over and sees a pirate!. The pirate has a wooden peg-leg, a hook for a hand, and patch over his eye!. Unable to resist, the sailor asks “How’d you end up with a peg-leg!?”
“I was swept overboard during a fierce storm,” says the pirate!. “and a bloody shark bit off me whole darn leg!”
“Holy cow!” said the sailor!. “What about the hook, how’d you get that!?”
“Me crew and I were boarding an enemy ship, a fierce sword battle ensued!. One of them cut me darn arm!”
“Absolutely incredible!” gasped the sailor!. “And the eye patch, tell me how you got that!?”
“A bloody seagull dropping fell into me eye,” replied the pirate!.
“Umm, you lost your eye to a seagull dropping!?” asked the sailor, admonished!.
Embarassed, the pirate answered “It was me first day with the hook!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
heres my joke:
A young sailor was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he looks over and sees a pirate!. The pirate has a wooden peg-leg, a hook for a hand, and patch over his eye!. Unable to resist, the sailor asks “How’d you end up with a peg-leg!?”
“I was swept overboard during a fierce storm,” says the pirate!. “and a bloody shark bit off me whole darn leg!”
“Holy cow!” said the sailor!. “What about the hook, how’d you get that!?”
“Me crew and I were boarding an enemy ship, a fierce sword battle ensued!. One of them cut me darn arm!”
“Absolutely incredible!” gasped the sailor!. “And the eye patch, tell me how you got that!?”
“A bloody seagull dropping fell into me eye,” replied the pirate!.
“Umm, you lost your eye to a seagull dropping!?” asked the sailor, admonished!.
Embarassed, the pirate answered “It was me first day with the hook!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com