More english. Mens english?!
Question: More english!. Mens english!?
Men's English:
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie!? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner!? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime!? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance!? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong!? = What stupid self inflicted psychological trauma is it now!?
What's wrong!? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex!?
I love you = Let's have sex now!
Love you, too = Okay, I said it, Now can we have sex
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you I am a deep guy then maybe sex!?
Will you marry me!? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex without me
not all guys are like this!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie!? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner!? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime!? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance!? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong!? = What stupid self inflicted psychological trauma is it now!?
What's wrong!? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex!?
I love you = Let's have sex now!
Love you, too = Okay, I said it, Now can we have sex
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you I am a deep guy then maybe sex!?
Will you marry me!? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex without me
not all guys are like this!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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basically true =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Women's English would take a whole ream of paper to translate!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice!. except the first 3!. the rest was pretty much trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha
so trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
so trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's not true for all guys, i promise!. I mean, it's not true for me and i'm a guy so!.!.!.!. yea!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol,know i bet ur a girlWww@Enter-QA@Com