Joke if the Day (corny time!)?!
Question: Joke if the Day (corny time!)!?
Q: What's red and goes up and down!?
A: A tomato in an elevator!.
Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue!?
A: We have to stick together!.
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster!?
A: Hello, hello!.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull!?
A: A bulldoser!.
Q: When is a baseball player like a thief!?
A: When he steals a base!.
Q: What did the can say to the can opener!?
A: You make me flip my lid!.
Q: What is a volcano!?
A: A mountain with the hiccups!.
Q: What do you find at the end of everything!?
A: The letter "g"!.
Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe!?
A: He called a toe truck!.
Q: Why do two skunks argue!?
A: Because they like to kick up a stink!.
Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier!?
A: You can count on me!.
Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street!?
A: Put them in a barking lot!.
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on!?
A: He wanted to be a cool cat!.
Q: What did the painter say to the wall!?
A: One more crack and I'll plaster you!.
Q: Why is baseball like a cake!?
A: They both need batters!.
Q: What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion!?
A: Take me to your weeder!.
Q: What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins!?
A: Slippers!
Q: What did the rug say to the floor!?
A: I've got you covered!
Q: How do you make antifreeze!?
A: You steal her blanket!.
Q: Why does a cow wear a bell!?
A: Because her horns don't work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: A tomato in an elevator!.
Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue!?
A: We have to stick together!.
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster!?
A: Hello, hello!.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull!?
A: A bulldoser!.
Q: When is a baseball player like a thief!?
A: When he steals a base!.
Q: What did the can say to the can opener!?
A: You make me flip my lid!.
Q: What is a volcano!?
A: A mountain with the hiccups!.
Q: What do you find at the end of everything!?
A: The letter "g"!.
Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe!?
A: He called a toe truck!.
Q: Why do two skunks argue!?
A: Because they like to kick up a stink!.
Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier!?
A: You can count on me!.
Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street!?
A: Put them in a barking lot!.
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on!?
A: He wanted to be a cool cat!.
Q: What did the painter say to the wall!?
A: One more crack and I'll plaster you!.
Q: Why is baseball like a cake!?
A: They both need batters!.
Q: What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion!?
A: Take me to your weeder!.
Q: What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins!?
A: Slippers!
Q: What did the rug say to the floor!?
A: I've got you covered!
Q: How do you make antifreeze!?
A: You steal her blanket!.
Q: Why does a cow wear a bell!?
A: Because her horns don't work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!. Corny but hilarious!. Star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Recently saw these in a joke book for 4-6 year olds!. No further comment!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
they're okayWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.
these are so cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
these are so cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol some of them were funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
How old, or young are you!? very goofy, duhWww@Enter-QA@Com
love them all!!!!!!!!!! some are really lame tho but some are HILARIOUS!. this made my crappy dayWww@Enter-QA@Com