Would you really want a face lift?!
Question: Would you really want a face lift!?
A woman in her 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift!. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift!.
Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob!." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful!. The woman remained young looking and vibrant!.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems!. "All of these years, everything has been working just fine!. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results!. But now I've developed two annoying problems: "First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them!."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts!." She sighed and said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob!." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful!. The woman remained young looking and vibrant!.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems!. "All of these years, everything has been working just fine!. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results!. But now I've developed two annoying problems: "First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them!."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts!." She sighed and said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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well im a young boy and i think thats not attractive!. Because for 1 its not real and its not who you are god made you for who you are and not what you look like just eccept you looks and others will see you have a good personaliity and personality is more important than looks!. Thats my poinion i hop this helps youWww@Enter-QA@Com
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I just get in an elevator when i least expect it!. Lifts your entire self!. Feels great too!.!.!.til you hear the "bing" of course!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny ! star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!.!.!.!.!.!.=DWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA i love it !!!
seriously the funniest joke ive hear in a LOOOONG time
thanks for the laugh !Www@Enter-QA@Com
seriously the funniest joke ive hear in a LOOOONG time
thanks for the laugh !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha thats really good!. If she turns it tigher she will need her bra to hold up her knees lol :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I get it! Funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that's really funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahah ewWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dont Get It!.!. Has A Knob and Breast !? :SWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao love it, fresh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!. I definitely don't want a knob!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hum not so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes nice one thanks for sharingWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha i love thisWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
well i've always wondered what i'd look like with a goateeWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha funny
heres a funny one:(although I'm blonde)
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job!. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1!?"
"Eleven," she replied!.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right!." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'!?"
"Today and tomorrow!."
He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself!.
"Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln!?"
The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know!."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while!?"
So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview!. The blonde was exultant!. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
heres a funny one:(although I'm blonde)
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job!. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1!?"
"Eleven," she replied!.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right!." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'!?"
"Today and tomorrow!."
He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself!.
"Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln!?"
The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know!."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while!?"
So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview!. The blonde was exultant!. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"Www@Enter-QA@Com