Is this what men mean lol?!
Question: Is this what men mean lol!?
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right!. I just didn't know her first name was Always!.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men!. It only seems longer!.
Losing a wife can be hard!. In my case, it was almost impossible!.
A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened!?' asked the friend!. 'My wife found out!.!.'
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight!. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on!.
How many men does it take to open a beer!? None!. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch!.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her!.
If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie!?
A man is incomplete until he is married!. After that, he is finished!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I married Miss Right!. I just didn't know her first name was Always!.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men!. It only seems longer!.
Losing a wife can be hard!. In my case, it was almost impossible!.
A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened!?' asked the friend!. 'My wife found out!.!.'
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight!. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on!.
How many men does it take to open a beer!? None!. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch!.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her!.
If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie!?
A man is incomplete until he is married!. After that, he is finished!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
is GIGI in a sexist mood tonight!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jokes are joked by a joker,
I never play poker!.
Wanna be a broker!?
Your joke was a cracker!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I never play poker!.
Wanna be a broker!?
Your joke was a cracker!Www@Enter-QA@Com
obviously your not happily married hey hunWww@Enter-QA@Com
keep them coming your making my night lol haven't laughted so much in a long time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well men aren't forced to it!. they chose to get marriedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!. Keep them coming and I'll keep giving you stars!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao funny stuff!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow those are hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com