Anyone know some good yo mama jokes??!


Question: Anyone know some good yo mama jokes!?!?
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yo mamma's so fat, she's the reason for all the potholes in london!

yo mamma's so fat, her forehead looks like a six pack of hotdogs!

yo mamma's so fat, when she walked past the tv, we missed three adverts!

yo mamma's so fat, she got hit by a bus and said 'who hit me with that rock!?'

yo mamma's so old, she owes jesus money!

yo mamma's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil!

yo mamma's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept for!

cruel, i no, but they are funny! =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

-yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
- yo mama so fat her blood type is chocolate milk
-yo mama so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy
-yo mama so ugly when she cries her tears run down the back of her head to keep from running down her face
-yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her mama
-yo mama so dumb she tells you yo mama jokes
-yo mama so ugly she has to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with herWww@Enter-QA@Com

-yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money
-yo momma so stupid she tried to drowned a fish in water
-yo momma so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed herself
-yo momma so fat she fell over and people started yelling "earthquake! earthquake!"
-yo momma so stupid she tried to put m&ms in abc order

There is a few I know :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

-Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!.
-Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!.
-Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
-Yo mama teeth so yellow she spits butter
-Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her
-Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mommas so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin!.
yo mommas so fat when she was crossing the street in a yellow jacket they mistook her for a bus!.
your mommas so stupid she tried to put skittles in alphabetical order!.
your mommas so fat she could sell shade!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said A B C D E F G get yo fat a** off of me!

Yo mama is so dumb that she put make up on her mind just to make up her mind!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

check out my question i posted a lot of them(not too many tho)
its called:

Yo mamma jokes(wich is ur fave!?)prt 2 coming soon!!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

so fat she fell in love and broke it
breathe smells so bad its like her tongue farted
so bald you can see whats on her mindWww@Enter-QA@Com

http://youtube!.com/watch!?v=xNmJVND5bMs

ahahha i love that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama is sooo ugly that when she was born yo grandmama said yo granddaddy"I told you to use a condom"Www@Enter-QA@Com

-yo mamas so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!.
-yo mamas so fat when she goes out in her yellow raincoat people scream, "Taxi! Taxi!!"
thats all i have!.!.!. =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo' mama's sooo fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama's soooo fat, nasa tried to land on her a$$!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama's face is so oily GWB started a war over it!.
LOL : DWww@Enter-QA@Com

Your momma is so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama so hairy she looks like Chewbacca with a weave!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama is so stupid,she forgot to wear shoes when going outsideWww@Enter-QA@Com

YOUR MOMMA'S BUTT IS SO BIG SHE HAS MORE CRACK THAN A DRUG DEALER!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i had your mamaWww@Enter-QA@Com



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