This is an old one - is it sick?!
Question: This is an old one - is it sick!?
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist
that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just
below her bikini line!.
She also wants him to put the words "Happy Thanksgiving" under
the turkey!.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good!.
The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Claus with "Merry
Christmas" on her left thigh just below the bikini line!.
So the guy does that one and it turns out pretty good as well!.
As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist
says, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put
such unusual tattoos on your thighs!?"
She replies, "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all
the time that there is nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving
and Christmas!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just
below her bikini line!.
She also wants him to put the words "Happy Thanksgiving" under
the turkey!.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good!.
The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Claus with "Merry
Christmas" on her left thigh just below the bikini line!.
So the guy does that one and it turns out pretty good as well!.
As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist
says, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put
such unusual tattoos on your thighs!?"
She replies, "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all
the time that there is nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving
and Christmas!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
all i can say to that one is
GOBBLE GOBBLE
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GOBBLE GOBBLE
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If you don't have turkey you can always eat beaver!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I guess it depends on whose opinion of "sick"
I dont think its sick its funny thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
I dont think its sick its funny thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha very good!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahhahahahahahahah very funny!!!!!
was that a blonde!?
sorry no offence!
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
was that a blonde!?
sorry no offence!
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha,wow!.!.!.!.that is sumthin alrite!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
might try that lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
might try that lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha! ha! ha! I like it!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO THATS GREAT!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.if your dirty and old enough to understand it, it can't be sick!.!.!.!.!.AWESOME JOKE!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.HAVE A STAR!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.KEEP IT UP!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
He aint gonna complain no more! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
sick but funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's fine!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not a good joke enoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
think that is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
good lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!!good one :-)no it's not sickWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like it,i don't think that was sickWww@Enter-QA@Com