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Question: Something Funny!.!.!.!?
In the Beauty and the Beast song ' Tale As Old As Time ', the lyric i've noticed goes like this !.!.!. 'Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly!.!.' !. LMAO! i was creased haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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If you look at the entire lyrics and not take it out of context, what it refers to is easy to understand:
Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly
Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast
Ever just the same
Ever a surprise
Ever as before
Ever just as sure
As the sun will rise
Tale as old as time
Tune as old as song
Bittersweet and strange
Finding you can change
Learning you were wrong
Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast
It's not referring to sex you pervert! It's an old expression that means someone who seemed as if they would never change, suddenly does a little!. Ever heard the expression "Bend like a tree in the wind so you don't break"!? It means be flexible and adaptable instead of stubborn!. As for the sex thing in the Lion King, you have to put it on slow motion, pause it at just the right time, tip your head to the left and stare at for a few seconds and it does look like very exaggerated letters!. It's actually the scene where the adult Simba plops down on a bunch of dandelions or something similar and they fly up into the air!. The claim was that you could see it during normal viewing, but it is nothing that you would notice during normal playback!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly
Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast
Ever just the same
Ever a surprise
Ever as before
Ever just as sure
As the sun will rise
Tale as old as time
Tune as old as song
Bittersweet and strange
Finding you can change
Learning you were wrong
Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast
It's not referring to sex you pervert! It's an old expression that means someone who seemed as if they would never change, suddenly does a little!. Ever heard the expression "Bend like a tree in the wind so you don't break"!? It means be flexible and adaptable instead of stubborn!. As for the sex thing in the Lion King, you have to put it on slow motion, pause it at just the right time, tip your head to the left and stare at for a few seconds and it does look like very exaggerated letters!. It's actually the scene where the adult Simba plops down on a bunch of dandelions or something similar and they fly up into the air!. The claim was that you could see it during normal viewing, but it is nothing that you would notice during normal playback!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
whoa! and this is a Disney movie, right!?
you know, i saw on tv once that on the part in Lion King when there's a lot of smoke after the stampede goes by and Simba's dad dies, the word "sex" shows up if you put it on slow motion!.
i tried that, but i couldn't see a thing!.
Disney is bad for kids!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you know, i saw on tv once that on the part in Lion King when there's a lot of smoke after the stampede goes by and Simba's dad dies, the word "sex" shows up if you put it on slow motion!.
i tried that, but i couldn't see a thing!.
Disney is bad for kids!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck!. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St!. Peter!. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about!.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey!."
"Nooooo," said St!. Peter!. "You don't get in!."
The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other!."
"Nooooo," said St!. Peter!. "You don't get in, either!."
The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about!. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover!. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans!. They crucified Him on a cross!. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it!."
"Very good!" said St!. Peter!.
The blonde continued!. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out!. If He sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball!."
St!. Peter fainted!
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On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor!. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet!.
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet!?"
"That's a good question!. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground!."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know!?"
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A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news!. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge!. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned!. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend!." The blonde said, "No!. A bet's a bet!."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money!."
The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy!. The joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, "I think we're in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart!?"
This lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, "I've got an idea!. We'll tie a red bow around my puppy and a blue bow around yours!."
The next day the first blonde comes running up to the second when she got home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose!.!.!. they've pulled the ribbons off while they were playing!."
"OK, we need to find a better way to tell them apart," says the second blonde!. After several more hours of concentration, they came up with the bright idea of getting different colored collars!.
Again, the next day, the first blonde comes running up to the second as soon as she gets home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose!.!.!. they've pulled their collars off while they were playing!."
"There's got to be some way to tell them apart," says the second blonde!.
After several more hours of concentration, the first blonde finally comes up with another idea, "I know! Why don't you take the black one and I'll take the white one!"
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart!.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house!.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand!.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and detects the distinctive smell of paint!. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat!.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time!. He goes over and asks her if she is OK!.
She replies, "Yes!."
He asks what she is doing!.
She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house!.
He then asks her why she has on a ski jacket and a fur coat!.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, "For best results, put on two coats!."
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks!.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks!."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks!."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks!."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them!.
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger!. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't!. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down!."
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours!?
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The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey!."
"Nooooo," said St!. Peter!. "You don't get in!."
The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other!."
"Nooooo," said St!. Peter!. "You don't get in, either!."
The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about!. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover!. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans!. They crucified Him on a cross!. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it!."
"Very good!" said St!. Peter!.
The blonde continued!. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out!. If He sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball!."
St!. Peter fainted!
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor!. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet!.
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet!?"
"That's a good question!. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground!."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know!?"
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news!. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge!. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned!. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend!." The blonde said, "No!. A bet's a bet!."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money!."
The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy!. The joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, "I think we're in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart!?"
This lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, "I've got an idea!. We'll tie a red bow around my puppy and a blue bow around yours!."
The next day the first blonde comes running up to the second when she got home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose!.!.!. they've pulled the ribbons off while they were playing!."
"OK, we need to find a better way to tell them apart," says the second blonde!. After several more hours of concentration, they came up with the bright idea of getting different colored collars!.
Again, the next day, the first blonde comes running up to the second as soon as she gets home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose!.!.!. they've pulled their collars off while they were playing!."
"There's got to be some way to tell them apart," says the second blonde!.
After several more hours of concentration, the first blonde finally comes up with another idea, "I know! Why don't you take the black one and I'll take the white one!"
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart!.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house!.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand!.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and detects the distinctive smell of paint!. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat!.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time!. He goes over and asks her if she is OK!.
She replies, "Yes!."
He asks what she is doing!.
She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house!.
He then asks her why she has on a ski jacket and a fur coat!.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, "For best results, put on two coats!."
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks!.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks!."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks!."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks!."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them!.
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger!. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't!. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down!."
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours!?
Scroll Down!. --->
<----- Scroll Up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com