Can you do better?!


Question: Can you do better!?
husband and wife are on weekend vacation ,after an afternoon of shooting the bloke went back to the pub for a few beers
sitting there he could here the other hunters talking!.
the bloke stood up and said i am one of the best hunters around and ill prove it
blind fold me and give me a carcass and ill tell you what it is and how it was killed
so a man ran to his truck and grabbed a carcass
they blind folded the bloke and stood him in front of the carcess , the bloke felt around until he found the wounds and he felt it and smelt it and said ,pig , dead a day , killed by a 22 rifle
well that was so right that they said one more time
so theres another carcess the bloke feels around and smells around then says fox killed by a shot gun
the next morn,n the bloke wakes up with the biggest black eye and says to his wife , i dont remember fighting last nite i met some nice men
she said i did that
he said why
you rolled me over stuck your hand up me and said skunk dead 6 years kiWww@Enter-QA@Com


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Wow had better buy his wife some Vagisil then - Yuk

Just remember - there's 2 things in life that smell like fish, but only one that isWww@Enter-QA@Com

Walking into the pub, Patrick said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Sean!. I just had another tiff with the little woman!."

"Oh yeah," said Sean!. "And how did this one end!?"

"Well, I'll tell ya now when it was over," Patrick replied, "herself came to me on her hands and knees, she did!."

"You don't say!? Now that`s a switch! What did she say!?"

She said, "Come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol your a sick EDIT ladY !.-)--------------Www@Enter-QA@Com

very good
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com

eeewwwwwww! thats a good one, too Grammie! Its a lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com

A very nice joke!. It made me to chuckle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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