What was happening at the others.. Two mates Steve and Ken were down on their lu!
Question: What was happening at the others!.!. Two mates Steve and Ken were down on their luck and!?
hanging out for a cold beer or three!.
After checking their pockets and finding only 50 cents, Steve came up with a brilliant strategy!.
"I'll take the 50 cents and show you how we can drink all day for free!"
He went into a butcher's shop and bought a single sausage!. He handed it to Ken and said, "stick this in your trousers!." They then went to a nearby pub!.
"Two beers!" said Steve to the barman!. They downed the beers as fast as they could while the barman waited for the money!. Suddenly, Steve dropped to his knees, unzipped Ken's fly and pulled out the sausage, which he proceeded to suck on!.
"Get out of my pub, you filthy animals!" the barman screamed and booted them out the door!.
The two mates pulled this stunt all day, visiting about 20 pubs and getting well and truly trashed!.
Outside the 21st pub Steve stopped and whined, "I just can't do this anymore!. My knees are sore from kneeling down on the floor so much!."
"It's all right for you, mate," Ken said!. "I lost the sausage after the third pub!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
After checking their pockets and finding only 50 cents, Steve came up with a brilliant strategy!.
"I'll take the 50 cents and show you how we can drink all day for free!"
He went into a butcher's shop and bought a single sausage!. He handed it to Ken and said, "stick this in your trousers!." They then went to a nearby pub!.
"Two beers!" said Steve to the barman!. They downed the beers as fast as they could while the barman waited for the money!. Suddenly, Steve dropped to his knees, unzipped Ken's fly and pulled out the sausage, which he proceeded to suck on!.
"Get out of my pub, you filthy animals!" the barman screamed and booted them out the door!.
The two mates pulled this stunt all day, visiting about 20 pubs and getting well and truly trashed!.
Outside the 21st pub Steve stopped and whined, "I just can't do this anymore!. My knees are sore from kneeling down on the floor so much!."
"It's all right for you, mate," Ken said!. "I lost the sausage after the third pub!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
what happened was ken had to actually suck steve's d***
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hahaha funny! gross but funny still!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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it is top secret!. I will not tell to u!.Www@Enter-QA@Com