What did the doctor mean.. I went to the doctor.?!


Question: What did the doctor mean!.!. I went to the doctor!.!?
The doctor said, "You're going to have to stop masturbating!."
I said , "Why!?"
The doctor says, "So I can examine you!."

while your thinking about it try a short but very over used joke

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground!. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head!.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 000 (911 for some)!. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do!?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy!. I can help!. First, lets make sure he's dead!."

There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard!.

The guy's voice comes back on the line!. He says, "OK, now what!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Was the Doctor a female or male!? Cos it would have been more exciting if it was a Female, LolWww@Enter-QA@Com

You were masturbating whilst in the doctors office, preventing him from examining you!?!?

Haha, like the joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Those are seriously funny!!! PMSL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Bahaahahahahaha - You're still a crack up Conan!
10/10 mate :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

-------->------- lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

you really should stop that you no
it will send you blind
ha ha ha
your funny
thanks for the laugh
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com

GREAT JOKES!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol, those deserve a star in my opinion!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO heard them before but still make me chuckle :]Www@Enter-QA@Com

Those both were good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com

Well!.!. Not the best joke!.

But okay!.!.
W/eWww@Enter-QA@Com

awesome
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laughWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!. l liked both jokes so il give you a starWww@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Like the joke, about the gun-shot!. Whats the go with the masturbating!?
OK, heres a joke for you
A blonde was driving in a hailstorm!. She got lots of dents in her car!. She took it to the repair man, and he thought about having a bit of fun!. He told her to blow in the tail-pipe and all the dents would pop out!. When the woman got home, she got on her knees and started blowing!. Her blonde roommate came out and said - What are you doing!?
I'm getting the dents out of my car
Duh! You have to roll the windows up first!

Another - adult joke
A little boy walked in on his parents having sex!. Then he quickly ran out of the room!. His mother quickly dressed and sat him down to explain!. 'You know how daddy sometimes has a big tummy!?'
"Yes"
"Well mummy has to help daddy with flattening it out a bit sometimes, so mummy bounces on daddy's tummy"
"You shouldnt bother, when you go shopping the lady next door just blows it up again"
LOL!

Enjoy, and i will star you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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