Are these Iraqi war humour 1-liners funny?!
Question: Are these Iraqi war humour 1-liners funny!?
Q: What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common!?
A: Nothing, yet!.
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots!?
A: You only have to teach them to take off!.
Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo!?
A: B-52!.!.!.F-16!.!.!.B-1!.!.!.
Q: What is Iraq's national bird!?
A: Duck
Q: Whats the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile!?
A: Aeroflot has killed more people!.
Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone!?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble!.
Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats!?
A: So they can see their Air Force!.
Q: Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss!?
A: He elected to receive!.
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving!?
A: Turkey!.
Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common!?
A: They both have Kurds in their Whey!.
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common!?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What is the best Iraqi job!?
A: Foreign Ambassador
Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb!?
A: None!. They can't turn them on anyway!.
Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb!?
A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of $800,000!.
Q: How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb!?
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: Nothing, yet!.
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots!?
A: You only have to teach them to take off!.
Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo!?
A: B-52!.!.!.F-16!.!.!.B-1!.!.!.
Q: What is Iraq's national bird!?
A: Duck
Q: Whats the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile!?
A: Aeroflot has killed more people!.
Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone!?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble!.
Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats!?
A: So they can see their Air Force!.
Q: Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss!?
A: He elected to receive!.
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving!?
A: Turkey!.
Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common!?
A: They both have Kurds in their Whey!.
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common!?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What is the best Iraqi job!?
A: Foreign Ambassador
Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb!?
A: None!. They can't turn them on anyway!.
Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb!?
A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of $800,000!.
Q: How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb!?
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Funny!.!.!. Dark tho!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some of them were probably funny during the first lot, when Saddam was still alive and all!.
I must admit to a grudging respect for "Kurds in their whey", outdated though it is!. Whoever made that up shows an admirably unhealthy commitment to punning!.
But none of them are one-liners!. Set-up plus punchline is two lines!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I must admit to a grudging respect for "Kurds in their whey", outdated though it is!. Whoever made that up shows an admirably unhealthy commitment to punning!.
But none of them are one-liners!. Set-up plus punchline is two lines!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah, some of them are, but others just don't make any sense!. why do you ask!? did you make them up yourself!? if so, you are pretty good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
First of all, those r not really appropriate at this time!.!.!.
And second of all, there not really funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And second of all, there not really funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Kurds in the Whey and the lightbulb ones are!. The rest aren't!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Topically Funny lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL
the first is the bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first is the bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
no those jokes are not funny but this one is who is the best at hiding go seek
osomaWww@Enter-QA@Com
osomaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!!! This was hilarious!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Made me laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Some of them are!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
partly!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not really!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
meh, some of them were alright!. Did you make these up yourself!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol they are good i like the not having to teach them to land bit
have you heard this it could be used in any war but it originally came from a mash episode
A soldier stationed in Iraq recently received a letter!?
from his
girlfriend back home!. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship!. The distance between us is
just too great!. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us!.
I'm sorry!.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you!.
Love, Becky!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
ex-girlfriends!.In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all
the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies!.
There were 57 photos in that envelope!.!.!.!. along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are!.
Please take your picture from the file, and send the rest back to me!.
Take Care,
RickyWww@Enter-QA@Com
have you heard this it could be used in any war but it originally came from a mash episode
A soldier stationed in Iraq recently received a letter!?
from his
girlfriend back home!. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship!. The distance between us is
just too great!. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us!.
I'm sorry!.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you!.
Love, Becky!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
ex-girlfriends!.In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all
the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies!.
There were 57 photos in that envelope!.!.!.!. along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are!.
Please take your picture from the file, and send the rest back to me!.
Take Care,
RickyWww@Enter-QA@Com