Could IT Have Been Any Worse?...?!
Question: Could IT Have Been Any Worse!?!.!.!.!?
There was an old country sheriff who always said, "It could have been worse!." No matter what
happened, the old sheriff always had the same answer: "It could have been worse!." One day, two
deputies in the sheriff's office answered an emergency call at a farmhouse!. When they walked in, they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom!. They had been shot to death!. When they went to the living room, they found the body of a man with a gun at his side!. "No doubt about it," one deputy said to the other!. "This was a double murder and suicide!. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both!. Then he shot himself!."
"You're right," the other deputy replied!. "Double murder and suicide!. But I'll bet you when the sheriff gets here he's going to say "It could have been worse!."
"No way!. How could it be worse!? There are three people in the house, and all of them have been
shot to death!. It couldn't be worse!. You're on!."
About that time, the old sheriff arrived at the scene!. He walked into the bedroom and saw the two nude bodies!. He then walked into the living room and saw the man on the floor with the gun by his side!. "No doubt about it," the sheriff said, shaking his head!. "It was a double murder and suicide!. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both!. Then he shot himself!."
After hesitating for a moment, the old sheriff looked his deputies squarely in the eyes!. "But, you
know," he said, "it could have been worse!."
The deputy who had lost the bet jumped up and shouted, "Sheriff, how could it have been worse!?
There are three people in this farmhouse, and all three of them are dead!. It couldn't have been
worse!"
"Yes it could," the sheriff retorted!. "You see that guy there on the floor!? If he had come home
yesterday, that would be me in there in that bed!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
happened, the old sheriff always had the same answer: "It could have been worse!." One day, two
deputies in the sheriff's office answered an emergency call at a farmhouse!. When they walked in, they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom!. They had been shot to death!. When they went to the living room, they found the body of a man with a gun at his side!. "No doubt about it," one deputy said to the other!. "This was a double murder and suicide!. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both!. Then he shot himself!."
"You're right," the other deputy replied!. "Double murder and suicide!. But I'll bet you when the sheriff gets here he's going to say "It could have been worse!."
"No way!. How could it be worse!? There are three people in the house, and all of them have been
shot to death!. It couldn't be worse!. You're on!."
About that time, the old sheriff arrived at the scene!. He walked into the bedroom and saw the two nude bodies!. He then walked into the living room and saw the man on the floor with the gun by his side!. "No doubt about it," the sheriff said, shaking his head!. "It was a double murder and suicide!. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both!. Then he shot himself!."
After hesitating for a moment, the old sheriff looked his deputies squarely in the eyes!. "But, you
know," he said, "it could have been worse!."
The deputy who had lost the bet jumped up and shouted, "Sheriff, how could it have been worse!?
There are three people in this farmhouse, and all three of them are dead!. It couldn't have been
worse!"
"Yes it could," the sheriff retorted!. "You see that guy there on the floor!? If he had come home
yesterday, that would be me in there in that bed!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol! good one!!!
u have been posting all of these ones about if it had been yesterday or had u found me with all of these!.!.!. like the nudist and sex jokes!.!.!. im not complaining!.!.!. they r funny!, but i was just observing!
THANX!Www@Enter-QA@Com
u have been posting all of these ones about if it had been yesterday or had u found me with all of these!.!.!. like the nudist and sex jokes!.!.!. im not complaining!.!.!. they r funny!, but i was just observing!
THANX!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bravo!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Yup!. The Old Sheriff was right!
You get a star!.
(Could have been worse!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
You get a star!.
(Could have been worse!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL IF I WAS A GUY I WOULD AGREEWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLL!.!. :]] Surely cudav been worse!. U get a star!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.wow!.!.!.this is funny!.!.u just made my day!.!.cuz ive been bored all evening!.!.THANX SO MUCH!.!.!.=]!.!.!.definitely gets a starWww@Enter-QA@Com