Things you don't want to hear during surgery!?!


Question: Things you don't want to hear during surgery!!?
That's cool now can we make his leg twitch!
Oh no I've just lost my rolex!
Everybody stand back I've lost my contact lenses!
Does this patient carry a donor card!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Here is an actual example of the lack of care at St Mikes hospital in Toronto!. This guys bleeding to death!. Let him wait until we take care of the guy who is donating to our charity!.
Quick The guards just kicked the eyeball out of this homeless man, get our lawyers!. 6 months later this man died!. No apology, no charges no settlement!. His name was Kevin!. A passive drunkard!. But a good man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

-a surgeon sneeze!.
-oh sh!t
-was it the left leg or the right!?
-what is this woman doing here!? i thought i was scheduled for prostate surgery!.
-i didn't sleep a wink last night - terrible nightmares!.
-wow! she's a looker, let's see what the rest of her looks like!.
-i wonder if i could bring someone back to life, never tried that one before!.
-hey, there's nothing wrong with this kidney! uh oh!. hey i know - lets sell it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol, i wouldnt want to hear anything during surgery, that would mean i'm awake!.!.!. but to go along with the joke'

"hey, watch this!."

"it's okay, we can always just get anoth-!.!.!. wait a sec!."

"i'll teach them to cut funding!."

*nervous laughter* "!.!.!.wish i had an Undo button right about now!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

What do you mean, she's awake!?
Dear God, I had no idea it was THIS bad!
What do you MEAN this isn't the heart transplant patient!?! I just removed her heart!!!!
I'm fine, I only had three drinks at lunch!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"There's a lot of blood here," says Obvious Oscar!.
"Let's donate it to the Blood Drive!" says Mobo the Hobo!.
"Noooo! Leet's driiinnnk eeet!" squeals Vlad the Impaler!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

clowns laughing and popcorn cuz ull get hungry (this really happened to meright after surger i was starving so i wouldnt want to hear popcorn)Www@Enter-QA@Com

The anaethetist told the nurses to pin me down to the trolley!.
I always try to fight the anaesthetic, I nearly won that time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

were loosing 'em!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.what's for lunch today!?

oh my god i have to go!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.i've left the iron on

this bloke ran my dog over!.!.!.!.!.!.let him die

im sorry i can't be arsed today, pull the plugWww@Enter-QA@Com

"Yes so we just stitch this and OH MY GOSH WHAT IS THAT AND WHY IS IT PULSATING!?"
"Doctor that's the patient's heart"
"Oh!.!. Oh!.!. um!.!. good!.!.!. carry on!.!.*note to self - heart!.!. pulsating!.!.*"Www@Enter-QA@Com

What's this thing again!?

Just get that doo-hickey with the thingy on it over there and we're good to go!

What's he in for again!?

My goodness, this one's ugly!Www@Enter-QA@Com

The anaesthetic machines not working but wheel her in the theatre!. It will be okay by the time she gets there!.
True it happened to me !.Www@Enter-QA@Com

his sister promised his R&R records collection to meWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL PLato

how about -

are you certain he wanted breast implants!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

'well that cant be good' lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

look at the dirt on that knife oh never mind he will never knowWww@Enter-QA@Com

ur in surgery ur not supposed to hear at all if u can then u need a new doctorWww@Enter-QA@Com

oh crap!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaha, but wait how would you hear that!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

poke it with the scalpel and see what happens!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Oops!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"NO WAIT DOCTOR THATS NOT A LEG ITS HIS!!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.to late"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Oops!!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.oh well, he can still live without that!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

is this the guy thats been sleeping with my wife :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com

hmm!.!.!.!.!.I wonder what this thing does!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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