I'm Ready for some Good Jokes?!
Question: I'm Ready for some Good Jokes!?
Keep 'em clean people and make 'em light!.
Now like the blonde said to the ____________
Let me have it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now like the blonde said to the ____________
Let me have it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck!.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car!.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement!. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle!.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires!.
The blonde started laughing!.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield!.
This time the blonde laughed even harder!.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car!.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny!.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck!.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car!.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement!. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle!.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires!.
The blonde started laughing!.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield!.
This time the blonde laughed even harder!.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car!.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny!.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here are some blonde jokes!.
1) The Easter Bunny, Santa Clause, Toothfairy, a smart blonde, and a dumb walking on the street and they find a 10 dollar bill!. Who picks it up!? The dumb blonde!.!.!.all the others are fake!!!
2) There are 2 blondes in a parking lot and the 1st blonde has a hanger and is trying to get the car door opened and the 2nd blonde says "Hurry Up!!! It is starting to rain and the top is down!!!"
3) There is a red head and a blonde watchin' the nine o'clock news and this guy is about to jump off a bridge and the red head says "I bet you 5 dollars that he will junp off the bridge!." So the blonde takes the deal!. The guy ends up falling off the bridge and the red head says "I am sorry!.!.!.I shouldn't have bet the money!.!.!.I saw this on the five o'clock news!." "I did too!!! I didn't think he would jump off again!!!" said the blonde!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1) The Easter Bunny, Santa Clause, Toothfairy, a smart blonde, and a dumb walking on the street and they find a 10 dollar bill!. Who picks it up!? The dumb blonde!.!.!.all the others are fake!!!
2) There are 2 blondes in a parking lot and the 1st blonde has a hanger and is trying to get the car door opened and the 2nd blonde says "Hurry Up!!! It is starting to rain and the top is down!!!"
3) There is a red head and a blonde watchin' the nine o'clock news and this guy is about to jump off a bridge and the red head says "I bet you 5 dollars that he will junp off the bridge!." So the blonde takes the deal!. The guy ends up falling off the bridge and the red head says "I am sorry!.!.!.I shouldn't have bet the money!.!.!.I saw this on the five o'clock news!." "I did too!!! I didn't think he would jump off again!!!" said the blonde!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a man was driving along the road, when he ran over a rabbit!.!. feeling awful, he got out of the car to check on it!.
having realised the bunny was dead, he began to cry (animal lover)
after a couple of minutes, a blonde pulled up, ogt out of her car, and examined the situation!.
she asked him why he was crying, and he told her what had happened!.
she replied "dont worry, ive got something to make it all better"
she went back to her car, got a large can out, and sprayed it on the rabbit!.
within only a couple of moments, the rabbit jumped to life, and proceeded across the field as if nothing had happened, turning around evry now and then to wave at them!.
amazed, the man asked the blonde how she did that!.
she replied: "easy, i used hairspray!.!.!. the bottle says "brings hair back to life, and adds permenant wave!.!.""
chuckle chuckle!.!.!.!. :pWww@Enter-QA@Com
having realised the bunny was dead, he began to cry (animal lover)
after a couple of minutes, a blonde pulled up, ogt out of her car, and examined the situation!.
she asked him why he was crying, and he told her what had happened!.
she replied "dont worry, ive got something to make it all better"
she went back to her car, got a large can out, and sprayed it on the rabbit!.
within only a couple of moments, the rabbit jumped to life, and proceeded across the field as if nothing had happened, turning around evry now and then to wave at them!.
amazed, the man asked the blonde how she did that!.
she replied: "easy, i used hairspray!.!.!. the bottle says "brings hair back to life, and adds permenant wave!.!.""
chuckle chuckle!.!.!.!. :pWww@Enter-QA@Com
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but
your waiter may know!
YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
This is pretty neat !.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
The Leave Applications;)
It takes less than a minute!. Work this out as you read !.
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun!.
1!. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat!. (more than once but less than 7)
2!. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3!. Add 5
4!. Multiply it by 50
5!. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758!.!.!. If you haven't, add 1757!.
6!. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born!.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number!. (I!.e!., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week!.)
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK,
SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTSWww@Enter-QA@Com
your waiter may know!
YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
This is pretty neat !.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
The Leave Applications;)
It takes less than a minute!. Work this out as you read !.
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun!.
1!. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat!. (more than once but less than 7)
2!. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3!. Add 5
4!. Multiply it by 50
5!. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758!.!.!. If you haven't, add 1757!.
6!. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born!.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number!. (I!.e!., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week!.)
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK,
SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTSWww@Enter-QA@Com
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses!. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed!. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services!.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do!?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help!. First, let's make sure he's dead!." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard!. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do!?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help!. First, let's make sure he's dead!." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard!. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com