These Are True Things That Kids Have Actually Said...?!


Question: These Are True Things That Kids Have Actually Said!.!.!.!?
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago!.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I!.'
MILLIE: I is!.!.!.
TEACHER: No, Millie!.!.!.!.!. Always say, 'I am!.'
MILLIE: All right!. 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it!. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him!?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand!.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating!?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook!.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's!. Did you copy his composition!?
CLYDE : No, it's the same dog!.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested!?
HAROLD: A teacherWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
heres a million bajillion *'s then!!!!


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plz dont count my stars!.!.!. i didnt! but hter should be a lot!!!

thanx!


what the crap there are supposed to b more lines of stars than that!!! i did something really cool with them!


grrr!.!.!. Y!A makes me sooo mad sometimes!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!!!

My favorites:

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it!. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him!?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand!.


and


TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating!?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook!.

and

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested!?
HAROLD: A teacher

but all of them were good and thanks for posting!
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funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyWww@Enter-QA@Com

The teacher one was very good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol!. Aww!. Thats so cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Holy Crappies!.!.!.!.I am not gonna choose on as the best they were all very good!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

this is the best category!

i liked simon!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

God, all of them were just hilarious!!! my fav are zat of clyde n harold!!!thx 4 posting, a star* 4 zat!Www@Enter-QA@Com

that is funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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