A Blonde......my sweety, was so smart that .!?!
Question: A Blonde!.!.!.!.!.!.my sweety, was so smart that !.!!?
1!. she called me to get my phone number!.
2!. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate!."
3!. she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind!.
4!. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!.
5!. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!.
6!. she tried to drown a fish!.
7!. she thought a quarterback was a refund!.
8!. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!.
9!. she tripped over a cordless phone!.
10!. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!.
11!. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!.
12!. she studied for a blood test!.
13!. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats!.
14!. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved!.
15!. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead!.
16!. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate!."
3!. she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind!.
4!. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!.
5!. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!.
6!. she tried to drown a fish!.
7!. she thought a quarterback was a refund!.
8!. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!.
9!. she tripped over a cordless phone!.
10!. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!.
11!. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!.
12!. she studied for a blood test!.
13!. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats!.
14!. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved!.
15!. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead!.
16!. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahaha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
but they can be smart too!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
a guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde!.He immediately turns to her and makes his move:"you know,i've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger!.so let's talk"!.The blonsde had just opened a book,but she closes it and says "what would you like to discuss!?"!.He says "how about nuclear power!?"!."okay",says the blonde!."That could be an interesting topic!.But first let me ask you a question!.A horse,a deer and a cow all eat the sam stuff-grass!.Yet the deer excretes little pellets,the cow turns out a flat patty,and the horse produces muffins of dried poop!.why do you suppose that is!?!?"!.The guy is dumbfounded!."I haven't a clue!."
"So tell me",says the blonde,"how is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclesr power when you don't know sh!t!?"
poor guy!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
but they can be smart too!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
a guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde!.He immediately turns to her and makes his move:"you know,i've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger!.so let's talk"!.The blonsde had just opened a book,but she closes it and says "what would you like to discuss!?"!.He says "how about nuclear power!?"!."okay",says the blonde!."That could be an interesting topic!.But first let me ask you a question!.A horse,a deer and a cow all eat the sam stuff-grass!.Yet the deer excretes little pellets,the cow turns out a flat patty,and the horse produces muffins of dried poop!.why do you suppose that is!?!?"!.The guy is dumbfounded!."I haven't a clue!."
"So tell me",says the blonde,"how is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclesr power when you don't know sh!t!?"
poor guy!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOLS!.
Nice(: but i remembered reading it somewhere beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
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awesome!.!.!.
so gud after soooooooo lllllllllloooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggggg!!!.!.!.
Really nice ones!!!
CheerS!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
so gud after soooooooo lllllllllloooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggggg!!!.!.!.
Really nice ones!!!
CheerS!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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funny- ive heard #2 beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol the fax & stamp one is funny! Never heard that one before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol i lyk the m&m one!.!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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